Michael Clark
@clarkmichael.bsky.social
“Both keys at the same time!”
Born in Newcastle Upon Tyne.
Lives and works in Northumberland.
Music • Comedy • Films • TV
Born in Newcastle Upon Tyne.
Lives and works in Northumberland.
Music • Comedy • Films • TV
“And this week’s highest climber is Ea-Nasir”
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“And this week’s highest climber is Ea-Nasir”
Is the correct answer !!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Is the correct answer !!!
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
“Belligerent ghouls
run Manchester schools…”
run Manchester schools…”
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“Belligerent ghouls
run Manchester schools…”
run Manchester schools…”
Monday 37th January
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Monday 37th January
“I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry”
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry”
In glorious 4K 👍
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 AM
In glorious 4K 👍
Did someone say beveragino?
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Did someone say beveragino?
“Original Bungle!!”
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
“Original Bungle!!”
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“I’ll be back”
“I’ll be back”
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“I’ll be back”
“I’ll be back”
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
Share a television show that raised you
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Share a television show that raised you
Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.
Make a TV programme rude by completely misunderstanding its title...
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Make a TV programme rude by completely misunderstanding its title...
Did someone say beveragino?
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Did someone say beveragino?
I’ll see your Vera robot and raise you Artex in the swamp of sadness
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’ll see your Vera robot and raise you Artex in the swamp of sadness
Neil Morrissey will be returning to the role
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Neil Morrissey will be returning to the role
Share someone who looks stylish wearing boots...
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing boots...