Emily Baker
clarktheshark.bsky.social
Emily Baker
@clarktheshark.bsky.social
Shark mommy!!!!!
Btw I talked to my Finch and unfortunately she hates ur vibe :/
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Glowing up by eating just a little bit of radium
January 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I love my little freak BF I already know what characters he’s gonna love in movies/ musicals before we watch them (Dr. Dillamond, Jimmy Thunder Early)
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
High and eating dried apple chips AMA
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
When the yoga teacher says to get a bolster
November 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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chewin on my sleep bone (night guard)
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Going to the work bathroom to commit time theft
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Fuck I’m so down bad that watching survivor didn’t cure my depression
November 15, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The way I love veggie sausage patties is FUCKED UP
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The hardest part of being a gorgeous up and coming standup comedian is changing trains at Broadway junction
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Remembered that quiche exists this morning so I made one! Sick as hell!!
November 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Issa knife when they send email to your address
November 11, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Issa knife when you have to do the job you are paid money for
November 11, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Wild idea: what if comedy shows started on time??
November 11, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I don’t want pictures of space!! I do not want to know what’s out there
November 10, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
They just don’t make Honda accords like they used to
November 8, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Women’s gymnastics starter packs??
November 8, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Roommates be like “let me put this pot lid in a crazy new spot that makes no sense” smh
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM