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Claudia
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I’m Tanka Jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself.
So excited for the Christmas work do I'm not going to attend!! Pure JOMO.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
bro wanted "a room with a nice view in front of Times Square" in a hotel in... lower Manhattan lmao. no wonder he was disappointed.
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Counterpoint: no.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Jeshush Chrisht!
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
a storm named after me bringing my favourite type of weather. poetic, really.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Taking the essentials home
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
10 minutes into Bad Shabbos on Netflix and NOPE!
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
One of my Monica Geller traits is I can’t sleep in a bed that hasn’t been made so I’ll never leave the room without making it — yes, even in hotels
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Drip
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*me as soon as Netflix suggests any show from Scandinavia*
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ok, one apple pie.
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
😭
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Crack
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Longest minute of your life.
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We meet again.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
evri sent me an email asking for feedback so I gave them some.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The beautiful sight of a descaled kettle >>
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This how we’re dealing with stupid offers on vinted from now on
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sou eu 💁🏻‍♀️
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Lived up to the hype.
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
staying informed in 2025
September 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
While I would give up a kidney for autumn and winter to be the only seasons and driving on emptier roads is FUN, your LEDs lighting your path into 3030 during the -ber months will be the death of me.
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM