Claude B
@claudius-maximus.bsky.social
In my tired era 😮💨
80s kid/Adult adjacent
Backlog procrastinator
Remain vigilant, always.
80s kid/Adult adjacent
Backlog procrastinator
Remain vigilant, always.
Reminds me of Nadine in The Stand when she linked up with Randall Flagg.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Reminds me of Nadine in The Stand when she linked up with Randall Flagg.
It really is! 20+ people at my job had it recently, and of course none of them wore masks, nor would take a test. The moment I saw several of them coughing, sneezing, etc, I immediately took a test, and sure enough…Covid.
September 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It really is! 20+ people at my job had it recently, and of course none of them wore masks, nor would take a test. The moment I saw several of them coughing, sneezing, etc, I immediately took a test, and sure enough…Covid.
Propped up by a douche, another grifter on the right!
August 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Propped up by a douche, another grifter on the right!
We’ll go with that! 😅
August 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We’ll go with that! 😅
Right?? I always heard either “Caribou queen” or “Karen you quit!”
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Right?? I always heard either “Caribou queen” or “Karen you quit!”
Learned very young that chosen family is just as, if not even more important, than blood. Can’t choose our families, but certainly who we surround ourselves with.
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Learned very young that chosen family is just as, if not even more important, than blood. Can’t choose our families, but certainly who we surround ourselves with.
To be fair, I used to think Billy Ocean was singing “Caribou Queen! No more shedding the strange dream”, so it’s easy to see how I might flub a password.
August 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
To be fair, I used to think Billy Ocean was singing “Caribou Queen! No more shedding the strange dream”, so it’s easy to see how I might flub a password.
I used to stress over having a major backlog, and then I look at this like “y’know, maybe I WILL have time to get to it all.”
August 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I used to stress over having a major backlog, and then I look at this like “y’know, maybe I WILL have time to get to it all.”
Pissy Watters would be fraught with an unhinged concern of whether or not he used straws and the specific ways in which it was used. Closely, in full detail.
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Pissy Watters would be fraught with an unhinged concern of whether or not he used straws and the specific ways in which it was used. Closely, in full detail.
You’re in for a ride. Haven’t had a game move me like this in quite some time!
August 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’re in for a ride. Haven’t had a game move me like this in quite some time!
DigiMetal Alchemon, love it!
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
DigiMetal Alchemon, love it!
Journalists need to start and normalize laughing in these people’s faces, because pfffff! 🤣
August 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Journalists need to start and normalize laughing in these people’s faces, because pfffff! 🤣
Board game nights with a group on Thursdays, reading, and lots of home DIY. Just finished a bathroom recently and couldn’t be more excited for the next project!
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Board game nights with a group on Thursdays, reading, and lots of home DIY. Just finished a bathroom recently and couldn’t be more excited for the next project!
This that 5d chess they’re always on about? 🤭
a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
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July 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This that 5d chess they’re always on about? 🤭
Both games are some of my favs, and the OSTs as well. Glad I broke out the PS2, because I might have to go back to where it all stemmed with Drakengard.
July 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Both games are some of my favs, and the OSTs as well. Glad I broke out the PS2, because I might have to go back to where it all stemmed with Drakengard.
Broke out the PS2 recently because I wanna dive back into Radiata Stories. Might have to grab that strategy guide again though, because I recall there being 100+ recruitable people, on their own schedules, and some only available when the path branches 😬 Also for Tales of the Abyss.
July 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Broke out the PS2 recently because I wanna dive back into Radiata Stories. Might have to grab that strategy guide again though, because I recall there being 100+ recruitable people, on their own schedules, and some only available when the path branches 😬 Also for Tales of the Abyss.
Ol’ Pissy Watters would avoid it, if all his thoughts weren’t so consumed by men and what they’re doing. How they purse their lips using straws, how they slurp soup, how they lick ice cream…the list goes on. I’m sure he prances the halls nightly, absolutely wrecked about it.
July 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ol’ Pissy Watters would avoid it, if all his thoughts weren’t so consumed by men and what they’re doing. How they purse their lips using straws, how they slurp soup, how they lick ice cream…the list goes on. I’m sure he prances the halls nightly, absolutely wrecked about it.
Omg thank you!!! Felt like I was by myself on that one.
July 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Omg thank you!!! Felt like I was by myself on that one.
Unfortunate package wrinkles always give me a good laugh.
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Unfortunate package wrinkles always give me a good laugh.
There are entirely too many who speak it now, and yet these are the same ones yelling at folks to “speak English!” Um, you guys can’t even do that properly…
July 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
There are entirely too many who speak it now, and yet these are the same ones yelling at folks to “speak English!” Um, you guys can’t even do that properly…
I’m struggling to finish it because don’t want it to be over!
July 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m struggling to finish it because don’t want it to be over!
I had this game on NES… it was certainly a game, that was on the NES.
July 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I had this game on NES… it was certainly a game, that was on the NES.
I’ve never forgiven them for taking away Pizzarias, to this day 😤
July 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve never forgiven them for taking away Pizzarias, to this day 😤
🎶last name Ever, first name Lamest🎶
June 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🎶last name Ever, first name Lamest🎶
They can try to take us out of books, but we’ll still read them to filth.
June 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
They can try to take us out of books, but we’ll still read them to filth.