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@clawfoot.bsky.social
Lurking and bespoke vignette shitposting.
There are so many towns with like 438 people that get 10 packages a week, good luck with that
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There are so many towns with like 438 people that get 10 packages a week, good luck with that
Kremlin popping champagne, dreams come true
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Kremlin popping champagne, dreams come true
I've read Chinese corruption is unique, feature not bug
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I've read Chinese corruption is unique, feature not bug
Hard to top southern cookin*
* 3 sticks of butter in every portion
* 3 sticks of butter in every portion
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hard to top southern cookin*
* 3 sticks of butter in every portion
* 3 sticks of butter in every portion
That's not Vaseline, that's a bespoke anti-aging cream produced by the Health and Human Services secretary
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That's not Vaseline, that's a bespoke anti-aging cream produced by the Health and Human Services secretary
A 50s sedan takes 3 miles to get up to highway speed. Handles like a combine harvester
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A 50s sedan takes 3 miles to get up to highway speed. Handles like a combine harvester
Thanks for posting, definitely a keeper for when I need to get dad-pedantic on the whippersnappers
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Thanks for posting, definitely a keeper for when I need to get dad-pedantic on the whippersnappers
I'll bet this Parsad guy has some financial incentives to ratfuck us like this
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'll bet this Parsad guy has some financial incentives to ratfuck us like this
It worked on Alexander the great
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It worked on Alexander the great
Saw it on the audio book website, gonna check it out
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Saw it on the audio book website, gonna check it out
I actually believe this guy should fuck off all the way
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I actually believe this guy should fuck off all the way
I thought double tap is when they wait for EMS and fire to show up and blast them (aka war crimes)
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I thought double tap is when they wait for EMS and fire to show up and blast them (aka war crimes)
Explains why every 3rd answer was "approach the body of water"
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Explains why every 3rd answer was "approach the body of water"