Trump's tells:
"2 weeks" = he has no idea of when or if
"everybody says" = nobody says
"Said to me, sir" = next words are a very self-serving lie
"Said to me, sir, with tear in his eyes" = next words are a very, very self-serving lie.
Anybody got more? Put them in the replies.

Hated to see it. But mesmerized by it. Whoever invented "WTAF" must have had this finish in mind.

Sentence fragment in first paragraph. Clearly written by "I Only Have The Best Word" Turmp. What a moron.

Great idea! Let's create an uneducated underclass. Of course they won't be able to vote MAGA.

California Washington Oregon. Calshingon. Has a nice ring to it.

I feel so vindicated when a potential client I declined totally acts out. "Yep, dodged a bullet on that one!"

Doing my first December 7 in Anaheim.

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so maybe somebody can explain to me how a transgender bathroom ban is going to lower the price of my eggs?

Doing my first in Anaheim CA on December 7. Mens Open 62 years old.

Doing my first in Anaheim CA on December 7. Mens Open 62 years old.

Doing my first in Anaheim CA on December 7. Men 62 years old.

Hello

Iron Mike KO in round 1 or 2.