Clay
clayndwoods.bsky.social
Clay
@clayndwoods.bsky.social
Moderate pragmatic, fiscal conservative, social liberal. Often referred to as "an armed libtard". I'll accept that.
Oddly enough, my phone blows up. I answer it and its some girl I talked to somewhere. And she wants me to come have coffee with her. I'm like, "who is this?" and she says, "I need you to come meet me now before I leave for my folks place for Thanksgiving so you know I'm not a scambot".
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People, now is not the time to be pointing fingers at democrats whether they voted to end the shutdown or not.

It's going to take a dedicated, homogeneous group of people to topple this shit in the mid-terms
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The dems have it going on. Now, what will be interesting to see is what they will do to shoot themselves in the foot. I'm sure they will find something. It appears the voters will vote for a sane, middle of the road dem, unless the party is pushing more extreme left position, then voters get scared.
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A republican party chairman here in Texas filed a criminal complaint against senate candidate Texas attorney general Ken Paxton for mortgage fraud.

The complainant said, "Its not a political thing, it's just a matter of right and wrong"
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
LOL! Was just visiting with a neighbor. She was concerned with the whole alien thing and why the government keeps that stuff secret.

It's very simple. If it is true it will cause the power structures, government, religion, economy to disintegrate. Socioeconomic, and religious collapse.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ahh... Just beat my own ass at a game of 8-ball.
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's been pulled pork tacos (smoked pulled pork butt, scratch made chili gaujillo sauce, onions, cilantro, tomato, cheese), smoked baby back ribs, collard greens, and pinto beans all weekend. But "the kids" showed up yesterday for leftovers, and brought me some boudin from Don's Specialty Meats.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Time for me to go experience what I've been missing since retiring. I'm going to pick up a young couple and their child at IAH in Houston. At 5:00pm. What fun!. Navigating airport traffic in an 8000lb longbed 2500. It took me a few minutes to figure out how to put the baby seat in.
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I wonder if Hegseth realizes that a Russian missle launch does not leave him time to get his makeup on.
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I noticed on facebook lately, it looks like the tide is turning. The most virulent cultist have fallen silent, and several are starting to express their second thoughts and disapproval of whats happening in the country.

The blind faith nutcases are still out there, but the ranks are thinning.
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I can't find any actual scientific arguement tying Tylenol to autism. Personally I never take it (Tylenol) because it put me in the hospital with a fever and swollen liver when I was in the USAF. They kept giving me Tylenol for the fever. An old doctor took one look and said "NO TYLENOL". Fixed it.
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ice maker water valve in the kitchen fridge is changed, and tested. That's working. Now waiting for the valve for the billiards room fridge so I can do the same thing with it.

Day five of smoking cessation. It's going rather well. Day 2 sucked, so did three.
September 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Does the craziness never end...

My daughter is angry with me because I won't have sex with this particular friend of hers.

I'm kind of stunned...
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Decided today I was making a huge batch of gumbo. My daughter (special needs, schizo) has never experienced me making it before. Of course she was excited to participate. I set her to shelling and de-veining 3.5 lbs of shrimp. That, and 2lbs of (real) crabmeat for it. She stayed at it to the end.
August 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I make up the bed in the morning. It's an old habit left ingrained from the military. But often as not I come back in to find it in complete disarray because of this little lady's desired arrangements.
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You know, I started to watch "The Handmaid's Tale" back when it was first released, but I couldn't continue, because it was too disturbing. But if we don't all just vote against the republicans, regardless of a candidate's rabid support of our positions, we will lose our country, to these nuts.
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hegseth has reposted the preacher who says women shouldn't have the right to vote. Of course Hegseth, who claims to be catholic (but really doesn't seem to be able to settle into any one religion (he apparently gravitates to whichever religion supports his ever changing personal "vision"), is nuts.
August 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I guess I am hopelessly "old school". I keep reading about who pays on first date. And also about women wanting to pay in order to not feel obligated for any further involvement.

If I ask a woman out, it's ALWAYS been customary I pay for the date. No wonder it sucks to date anymore.
August 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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He's using the threat of nuclear war to distract from his scandal, y'all. This is way stupider than the end of the world was supposed to be. Who knew that the most accurate cinematic prediction of the apocalypse would be Dr. Strangelove?
August 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
LOL! While discussing the issues concerning having an intergenerational relationship, I asked, "So what would we talk about after having sex?".

Her immediate answer, "Having more sex".

I have no retort for that.
July 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I woke to find an invasion of these tiny ants in my office/junkroom. They seemed quite possessive of a scarp paper I was taking notes on. So I placed a few drops of this ant bait I recently bought. firt four of them found it and sucked it up, then disappeared. They brought back some buds.
July 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I love red and orange Skittles. I don't care for the other ones. Some people say they are all the same flavor, but that's bullshit.

I get the red pack, take all the red and orange out, give the rest to my daughter. She doesn't mind, cause she likes all of them.
July 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM