Apparently it's "weird" to carry multiple pairs of underwear and shorts everywhere i go. We'll see who's laughing when there's a p.p.e! (poopoo emergency)

Why am I not allowed to do what I want!!! A cool God would let me totally do whatever i want

Man I used to play with Legos and now I just yearn. Shit sucks

One time I was driving my mom around and thought it would be funny to turn to her and scream WE'RE GONNA CRASH and the look on her face was that I was finally gonna do it and take her with me

If I was lost in the woods would u guys look for me 🥺 (I've lost a shoe and started eating tree bark to survive)

I'd love to date an older woman but I think I'm so stupid she'd have to kill me

How many sea monkeys do I need to consume a day for my macros

I'm 23 years old now and I still don't know if fish have vaginas or not. I'm afraid to find out :(

An edit I made on a whim of a picture my girlfriend sent me of her eyes being bloodshot. was my attempt at recreating a sort of movie poster and also getting back into photoshop and messing around with things I normally don't.

The logo for a band named Brain Rot in my personal monster of the week ttrpg game. The members are Bön the lead singer and skeleton man, Ripley the drummer and back up vocalist zombie, And Zuul the bassist and backup vocalist ghost of a dingy mid-tier dad rock cover band