⚾️Hellsbells🥃
@clearbells.bsky.social
Mets fan (yeah, I know). Finger Lakes. Cornell hockey. Ithaca College baseball. Love that the fam I helped create still live near us!
Question: if I were to ever get subpoenaed, can I just not show up?
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Question: if I were to ever get subpoenaed, can I just not show up?
…and then takes his trophy blood sample from his cheek…
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
…and then takes his trophy blood sample from his cheek…
Yep, it’s All in the Family!
January 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Yep, it’s All in the Family!
Many plants are more flammable than others. The Burning Bush is banned in Massachusetts and New Hampshire because of its high oil content in the leaves.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Many plants are more flammable than others. The Burning Bush is banned in Massachusetts and New Hampshire because of its high oil content in the leaves.
That’s what he spends per day on orange make-up!
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That’s what he spends per day on orange make-up!
Maybe they can book Kid Rock and give tickets to all the J6 felons that were pardoned!
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Maybe they can book Kid Rock and give tickets to all the J6 felons that were pardoned!
He must have someone enter those messages. I can see him sitting there dictating his messages to some aide (who is thinking to themselves, “4 years of college for this shit!”).
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He must have someone enter those messages. I can see him sitting there dictating his messages to some aide (who is thinking to themselves, “4 years of college for this shit!”).
But wait Jon, he says “there are new plants being built all over the land!” Where???
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
But wait Jon, he says “there are new plants being built all over the land!” Where???
Dear Greenland: you don’t have to let this idiot in your land. We won’t mind.
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear Greenland: you don’t have to let this idiot in your land. We won’t mind.
Love that analogy (and Tony Rush’s)!
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Love that analogy (and Tony Rush’s)!
I’m gonna’ miss NCIS, on the other hand, it sucked lately anyway!
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m gonna’ miss NCIS, on the other hand, it sucked lately anyway!
And he can’t even flip a coin! Wait until you see the Army/Navy coin flip.
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And he can’t even flip a coin! Wait until you see the Army/Navy coin flip.
Well said, thank you!
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well said, thank you!
He sprays them everywhere! And very long! We will miss him in NY. Everybody loved him, you will too!
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He sprays them everywhere! And very long! We will miss him in NY. Everybody loved him, you will too!
Can we start a Go-Fund-Me for this person?!
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Can we start a Go-Fund-Me for this person?!
Just came back from Quebec City, paid $1.69 per liter, which is ~$6.35 US per gallon. People don’t realize how good we have it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just came back from Quebec City, paid $1.69 per liter, which is ~$6.35 US per gallon. People don’t realize how good we have it.
RIP Duane and Berry!
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
RIP Duane and Berry!
Noooo, not yet, use it to blow all the needles and stuff out of your Xmas tree! And works great for blowing light snow off your front porch!
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Noooo, not yet, use it to blow all the needles and stuff out of your Xmas tree! And works great for blowing light snow off your front porch!
Started watching Alien: Earth, it’s a future world where 4 billionaire families control the world. Sound familiar?
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Started watching Alien: Earth, it’s a future world where 4 billionaire families control the world. Sound familiar?
Take him to The Hague
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Take him to The Hague
Sickening! I saw someone comment on another post that there is no way these small boats carry enough fuel to travel across the Gulf of Mexico, even if they carry extra fuel on the boat. They’re fishermen!
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sickening! I saw someone comment on another post that there is no way these small boats carry enough fuel to travel across the Gulf of Mexico, even if they carry extra fuel on the boat. They’re fishermen!
U2’s “Where the Streets Have No Names”
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
U2’s “Where the Streets Have No Names”
Yeah, he did so well with all his other “businesses”, casinos, hotels, airline, college, steaks, etc.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yeah, he did so well with all his other “businesses”, casinos, hotels, airline, college, steaks, etc.