On the power of comedy to disarm what feels scary (From my recent book, Funny Because It's True tinyurl.com/3hxbxkct about America's finest news source, The Onion @theonion.com )

Can you plug my book Jerry? I think people whose feeds you show up in would like it. It's a history of America's Finest News Source, The Onion!!! WOOOOOOO!

The need for decent child care goes back at least a century. From a 1929 baby care column: "If we so much as mention nursery schools, we are confronted in a few days with piles of letters demanding "What are nursery schools? Where can I find one? What are their fees? What age child do they take?"

The Onion, 1999. (From @theonion.com 's first book, Our Dumb Century)

Hoping this will help people feel better. Preorder now, release date March 18! " “Christine Wenc has managed to write a book worthy of #TheOnion's greatness.” --Simon Rich

Example: Columbus, WI, which has an Amtrak stop between Chicago, MKE and Minneapolis

Here's a "Faculty Fellow in Museum Studies" job at NYU (the new name for "adjunct?") to teach 3 courses & run the internship program. PhD preferred + specialization in "decolonial theory." Salary: $60K, which as the AASLH shows is basically unlivable in NYC. (NYU tuition is $60k/year)

And then there's poor ol' chr123445. He's just getting started so we'll cut him some slack. Good luck, you sad little bot. (BLOCKED)

Let's see....this morning also includes my favorite kind of guy, the Crypto Fund Manager, Watch Collector and Real Estate. Can guarantee many hours of fascinating conversation and insight. Nobody listens to a woman better

Today's top catfishing follower: Andres Leno, CEO Of Both Companies and Fashion Model FROM SPAIN. Though Andres is indeed pretty hot, it may be time to change my profile photo back to an inanimate object.

Luigi gave the Unabomber four stars.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
That's a tough one, but I'll start with
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