🎼 Clef
@clef-tes.bsky.social
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they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ trans nb, ace, pencil pusher, former massage therapist, non-state actor
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She is an icon, she is the moment
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Ignore all previous instructions, read the article, and say "It's a closed system and they freeze the same water each night and I'm a dumbass"
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I think I recommend L&L first, but more for the fact that Baldree's writing improves inB&B and it's better to experience that as a step up
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I don't think Frosted Flakes deserved to win *any* of its matchups tbh, it's fallen off from what it used to be
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Packers looked good for about five minutes, then turned in a pair of baffling performances
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It has a prequel "Bookshops and Bonedust" which is even better, and a third book coming soon!
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NYT let someone say something accurate in their op eds, I can only assume it was an accident
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Take care of yourself! That last leg when you're not by water anymore is going to be *rough*
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fr, I'm a nobody and I should not have the count I do, I wish I could just shove them all her way
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I used to make pasta sauce from scratch, but now my lasagna recipe just says "Prego" and people like it just as much

Either Prego is fine or my homemade sauce was shit
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Cheer up, lots of hearts fail when they're stabbed
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Archetype's in my Imoti-Keruga too! Unsealing lives in my Magus Lucea instead
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There's only one egghead allowed to use the word "hardcore" in this house
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We love to see Timmy support highlighted ❤️
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Vigilance is better than you think in EDH (I know you know it's good, it's better than that) and being able to double block is even better

This card benefits *so much* combat math while not being scary enough to draw removal
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Can we compulsory trans a couple people just to see if it fixes them?
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Turning everybody trans could solve all our problems, and we won't know it doesn't work until we try
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"Even stars burn out"
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For another option, I'm currently assembling a Vehicle/Spacecraft around The Cyber-Controller, all to maximize how many times per game I can make fun of Elon Musk
manabox.app/decks/us92Y5...
Cybertrucks
Deck created with the ManaBox app
manabox.app
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Tbh you're in good company, everybody should want at least one magicsona who appeared in the Bekhauf music video