jay
@clench.bsky.social
sorry mom im GAMING right now... i have pronouns they're... um... uhh.....
first fujoshi must've been like "man fuck
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
first fujoshi must've been like "man fuck
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
first guy to build a floor must've been like "man fuck this green shit"
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
always making citations, im goated with the source
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
always making citations, im goated with the source
having a bent tip actually gives a slight tactical advantage by allowing you to fuck around shallow corners from behind cover
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
having a bent tip actually gives a slight tactical advantage by allowing you to fuck around shallow corners from behind cover
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Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Im not arguing with a woman turned 90 degrees to the right, whatever you say clit eastward
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Gettin a diabetic shawty so I can suck on that one toe
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Gettin a diabetic shawty so I can suck on that one toe
got that dog in me like a white woman
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
got that dog in me like a white woman
"pissing hard or hardly pissing" both i have a boner
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"pissing hard or hardly pissing" both i have a boner
some day a kind-hearted up-and-comer is gonna make their rap name "white pharaoh" and brother? he's gonna suck ass
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
some day a kind-hearted up-and-comer is gonna make their rap name "white pharaoh" and brother? he's gonna suck ass
Jesus took my wife and kids (not as in they died or anything, that bitch took jounie & Kayleigh in the divorce and he married her. kaykay says he "rizzed he up". that sounds like a sex thing that judge should've never let her keep them). Jesus took my father (he died)
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Jesus took my wife and kids (not as in they died or anything, that bitch took jounie & Kayleigh in the divorce and he married her. kaykay says he "rizzed he up". that sounds like a sex thing that judge should've never let her keep them). Jesus took my father (he died)
me explaining being bi to thomas the tank engine: so like i can be a sir top-him hat OR a fat conduct-her. you understand?
thomas: you're more of a twink though
thomas: you're more of a twink though
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
me explaining being bi to thomas the tank engine: so like i can be a sir top-him hat OR a fat conduct-her. you understand?
thomas: you're more of a twink though
thomas: you're more of a twink though
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
jesus took the wheel. jesus stole my rims. jesus left my car on cinder blocks.
binging like 15 seasons of family guy as a teen was probably a waste of time but every once in a while a friend will make a clever observational joke and i can respond with "did you know there's a family guy joke about exactly that" and watch the color drain from their face. which is cool
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
binging like 15 seasons of family guy as a teen was probably a waste of time but every once in a while a friend will make a clever observational joke and i can respond with "did you know there's a family guy joke about exactly that" and watch the color drain from their face. which is cool
did you hear pacman started rapping. he's going by waka waka flame now
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
did you hear pacman started rapping. he's going by waka waka flame now
yo mama so fat that when she's at a tournament and they say "round one" she thinks it's referring to her
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
yo mama so fat that when she's at a tournament and they say "round one" she thinks it's referring to her
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Spunchbob Logo Evolution (1996 - 2008)
July 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Spunchbob Logo Evolution (1996 - 2008)
better to have chugged and flossed than to have never chugged at all
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
better to have chugged and flossed than to have never chugged at all
(dark souls npc voice) not that any of this truly matters... your cock... your balls... it'll all be tortured in the end... *long, raspy cackle*
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
(dark souls npc voice) not that any of this truly matters... your cock... your balls... it'll all be tortured in the end... *long, raspy cackle*
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Stoner metal be like "check out this riff that's 200 bpm (beats per month)"
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stoner metal be like "check out this riff that's 200 bpm (beats per month)"
like in the first one they're shitty knockoff chuck e cheese bots, then by fnaf 2 chica has a snatched waist, and by help wanted they're all just straight up furry oc's. shits crazy man. congrats on foxy's transition tho
its so funny looking at how the animatronic designs changed throughout the fnaf games. Like they straight up got bimbofied
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
like in the first one they're shitty knockoff chuck e cheese bots, then by fnaf 2 chica has a snatched waist, and by help wanted they're all just straight up furry oc's. shits crazy man. congrats on foxy's transition tho
novelty prank pepper spray thats half pepper and half fart spray so it knocks out yet another sense
been having too many shitty invention ideas like this one recently and want to organize them but don't want to make another account so im just gonna quote repost this every time i have one
theorycrafting a new shitty novelty toy for adult swim called Pickle Me Rick where it's a little rick figure that if you drop into water does it green and grows into a big pickle
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
novelty prank pepper spray thats half pepper and half fart spray so it knocks out yet another sense
novelty prank vape that that's full of fart spray instead of vape juice and when you exhale it makes thick green clouds like fart gas from a cartoon
been having too many shitty invention ideas like this one recently and want to organize them but don't want to make another account so im just gonna quote repost this every time i have one
theorycrafting a new shitty novelty toy for adult swim called Pickle Me Rick where it's a little rick figure that if you drop into water does it green and grows into a big pickle
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
novelty prank vape that that's full of fart spray instead of vape juice and when you exhale it makes thick green clouds like fart gas from a cartoon
its so funny looking at how the animatronic designs changed throughout the fnaf games. Like they straight up got bimbofied
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
its so funny looking at how the animatronic designs changed throughout the fnaf games. Like they straight up got bimbofied
oh you're high on life? well im riding life. kill yourself
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
oh you're high on life? well im riding life. kill yourself