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Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe
@cleverhandlehere.bsky.social
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Writer, data journalist, dad. Among the least-worst reply guys. Nerd for Star Trek, Phish, footy and baseball. Once I saw a blimp. Co-host of Three for the Show podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/three-for-the-show/id1788619878
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Please sir, may I be Jerrified?
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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An adult content tag on an extremely SFW photo
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Sideline reporter Cruella de Vil
Erin Andrew’s wearing … a giant skunk pelt? On Fox pregame.
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Uh oh, @ityslmemes.com, the dictionary knows I’m only here in 2026 for …
Mariam Webster’s word for me for 2026 is zip-line. Which is the only reason I’m here.
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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EMERGENCY UPDATE
astronauts saying "it's all Alf hog" with the other saying "always has been" except this time it's in German
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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two astronauts, one saying "It's all Alf hog?" and the other, holding a gun, saying "Always has been" as they overlook BlueSky. Which has always been about Alf hog.
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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An orc from “Lord of the Rings” with a Santa hat on, saying “The age of men over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun”
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Last night! Let’s light ‘em all!
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Taylor Swift saying “Let’s go do this” while wearing an Eagles sweatshirt
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Not an Eagles fan, but as a lifelong Cowboys hater…
Taylor Swift in an Eagles sweatshirt saying “Let’s do this”
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Hanukkah menorah on night one, with two candles burning.
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Day one. And today, more than ever, don’t be afraid to shine that light. #hanukkah
First night of Hanukkah, with a menorah lit up with two candles.
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Me when I hear other fans of my team complaining vs. me when I hear fans of other teams talking about my team
Samuel L Jackson as Jules in “Pulp Fiction” smiling broadly Samuel L Jackson as Jules in “Pulp Fiction” infuriated and yelling “I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing”
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My two fools sleeping in a single small bed despite there being other, larger beds available
My orange boy, Jupiter, and my 8-month-old kitty, Allie, sitting together in a small cat bed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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lol, I remember this movie
Defaced poster from the tv mini-series “V”
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Zathras say Zathras is pictured here. Zathras is a large, hairy alien from the show “Babylon 5”
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A tumblr thread that says as follows: Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sorry, not sorry ...
"There Are Four Lights" in the Mamdani for NYC font, making a Star Trek joke.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Kai Winn has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn in DS9, she is wearing holy robes and a goofy hat. She’s also patronizingly calling you “my child.”
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Yep. Dinner over, lap time!
My brown tabby kitty sitting on my lap.
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“But I was told it was casual Friday!”
A Black model wearing a white wrap covering very little of his upper body and hips.
October 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The “I am Spartacus” scene from the movie “Spartacus” with slaves standing up to say they are Spartacus, but the meme is them saying “I am Nate Silver” because we all know he has a ton of burner accounts on BlueSky
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A joke about Andrew Cuomo not really being a New York City guy vs Zohan Mamdani truly being an NYC guy and someone who can Remember Some Guys
September 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Patrick Stewart playing Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol” yelling out a window “Boy, what day is this?” The answer here being “New Trek Ranks day” rather than the traditional answer of “Christmas”
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Post a meme made by you:
Enabrin Tain telling young Garak in a cartoon in the style of The New Yorker “Son, if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.”
August 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM