I'm not gay, but I'm a simp for this Democratic corporate shill.

Yay!

Take this into account for a second. You have helped thousands and thousands of people to feel safe and secure in a scary world. You are a news therapist. A true safe space. To you, I give my greatest compliment. May you live on forever.

Can you just get into politics already?

Europe, you deserve a better ally.

Remember when he fucked couches? Ah the good ole days.

@aoc.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @petebuttigieg.bsky.social one of you for president when he gets forcibly removed for being psychotic. FDT.

Protest every day and show him he is NOT welcome as mayor of this great city you are all apart of.

You know, all of these blue states should just leave the US and form their own country. The red states can rely on funding themselves (they can't) and have Trump, and I'll move from Indiana to Illinois IMMEDIATELY.

So, let me get this straight, this is what you're reporting on? Musk is stealing, and Vance is out here vancing. But hey, pennies... fuck you CNN and every major news company.

My guess is that all Dems will do is nothing, but hey, the tweets will be solid from you guys about what we already know.

Instead of holding anyone accountable, our politicians post and say what we already know. What's sad is that Dems have had a long time to do the right thing about abortion rights, codifying them or budget decisions or lobbying restrictions. Ya'll are embarrassing.

Kendrick is king baby.

They don't care. In 2 days they'll be another thing and another until we're succumbed to normalization and the dismantling of the public education system. Idiocracy is happening in real time.

$7 dollar eggs at Walmart...