Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek.

I just asked Google Maps for directions from where I am to Mount Doom. It's a 7-hour drive, but Google Maps informed me of one potential issue.

I just wanted to make the Spirit Island VASSAL module a little smaller, but here we are...

to this githyanki.

LAE'ZEL: Baking? You expect me to *bake* something? I didn't slaughter dozens of my classmates so I could bake cupcakes. Bah.

Lord Enver Gortash owns Absolute Cupakes. Despite not being a contestant, he won first, second, *and* third prize on this year's Lower City Bakeoff after all the contestants accidentally cut off their heads while shaving.

But today, he's phoning in his instructions...

to this tiefling.

KARLACH: I follow orders well, but I've never baked anything before. That's, like, measurement and stuff, right? *squees* Sounds fun! As long as I don't get stuck with some puke like Gortash.

Raphael owns the souls of at least a dozen top-rated chefs, and his X account @raphcakes has over a million followers. He won last year's Hell's Kitchen after murdering at least six other devils.

But today, he's going to be phoning in his directions...

Hey @intenselyeric.bsky.social,
Selecting Devouring Teeth Lurk Underfoot as Player 1 and pressing Ctrl+Cmd+Shift+Alt+J three times now lets you play as John Waters Lurking Underfoot in the Spirit Island module.

SURPRISE SUE: A surprise party? For the enemy? Oooooohhhhhhh!! I love surprises! *falls over and rolls along the ground, knocking over a weapons rack and startling horses*

SUN TZU: *takes a long drink* Let's start again. We call them "the enemy" because we aren't friends.