He probably didn't bang the top of the telly in the correct place. Palm remotes were tricky things.

Indeed butt, indeed!

Yes, though it does seem like more than a mere 26 years.

That's the 14th time I have voted for Lindsay, I knew it would come right in the end.

Please don't call them Welsh Labour. They are Labour in Wales, their first and only loyalty is to the British state, always has been, always will be.

Thanks Nick, how many blue skies we get next summer may be moot though 😉