Clive on Mallorca
@cliveonmallorca.bsky.social
My name is Clive and I live on Mallorca.
If only you had stated the language required, I’m sure we could have been much more helpful and supportive. Ee-chee-fa-nee if in the far east, maybe?
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If only you had stated the language required, I’m sure we could have been much more helpful and supportive. Ee-chee-fa-nee if in the far east, maybe?
Cremate them
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Cremate them
Just get some exercise, it’ll make you feel better in many ways.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just get some exercise, it’ll make you feel better in many ways.
Maybe you don’t trust your child?
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maybe you don’t trust your child?
Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars, only six years earlier, were similarly ostracised.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars, only six years earlier, were similarly ostracised.
Is this how we would have avoided Brexit?
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is this how we would have avoided Brexit?
I really hope that Lee is also a follower of fesshole, that he sees this and that he recognises every detail, and remembers the name of the person who had sand in their hair. Mutual apologies, reconciliation, forgiveness could be the beginning of something wonderful.
On the other hand……
On the other hand……
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I really hope that Lee is also a follower of fesshole, that he sees this and that he recognises every detail, and remembers the name of the person who had sand in their hair. Mutual apologies, reconciliation, forgiveness could be the beginning of something wonderful.
On the other hand……
On the other hand……
As any number of post apocalypse drama series will confirm, after a nuclear war or alien invasion we will all be suddenly discovering boxes of old tech and all of the up to date stuff will magically disappear except for the semi-automatic weapons, ammo and some special alien laser stuff.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As any number of post apocalypse drama series will confirm, after a nuclear war or alien invasion we will all be suddenly discovering boxes of old tech and all of the up to date stuff will magically disappear except for the semi-automatic weapons, ammo and some special alien laser stuff.
Innocent until proven guilty. So, when does the full investigation start and can we look forward to a trial in court?
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Innocent until proven guilty. So, when does the full investigation start and can we look forward to a trial in court?
You beat me to it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You beat me to it.
I always lie them down in the bowl of warm soapy water and then wash them with a sponge with the blade pointing away from me.
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I always lie them down in the bowl of warm soapy water and then wash them with a sponge with the blade pointing away from me.
It’s worse when they hope the email finds you well- like it has a stethoscope or something.
Then, to sign off they say ‘Best’
Best what?
Say what you mean and mean what you say. It’s not difficult.
Then, to sign off they say ‘Best’
Best what?
Say what you mean and mean what you say. It’s not difficult.
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s worse when they hope the email finds you well- like it has a stethoscope or something.
Then, to sign off they say ‘Best’
Best what?
Say what you mean and mean what you say. It’s not difficult.
Then, to sign off they say ‘Best’
Best what?
Say what you mean and mean what you say. It’s not difficult.
Are there other medical/potentially surgical procedures where family members are invited or almost obligated to attend?
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Are there other medical/potentially surgical procedures where family members are invited or almost obligated to attend?
No doubt the neighbour will soon have a security camera filming you moving his bin and you’ll get a visit from the police who clearly have better things to do. Someone recently told me they could never move back to Britain because it people’s behaviour has become so unpleasant. Seems right.
October 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
No doubt the neighbour will soon have a security camera filming you moving his bin and you’ll get a visit from the police who clearly have better things to do. Someone recently told me they could never move back to Britain because it people’s behaviour has become so unpleasant. Seems right.
There will only ever be one Channel 9
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
There will only ever be one Channel 9
Mallorca - not Malorca or Majorca
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Mallorca - not Malorca or Majorca
It is bit out of control. Today I took hand luggage and was told that I might have to check it in as hold luggage as there wasn’t much space for so many suitcases in the overhead lockers. We all had the same standard size.
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It is bit out of control. Today I took hand luggage and was told that I might have to check it in as hold luggage as there wasn’t much space for so many suitcases in the overhead lockers. We all had the same standard size.
Don’t come to Spain, you’d hate it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don’t come to Spain, you’d hate it.
If you want to write it you would have to use double g, I guess. Or maybe it would be irregular, like sing. I bing, I bang, I have bung.
September 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If you want to write it you would have to use double g, I guess. Or maybe it would be irregular, like sing. I bing, I bang, I have bung.
Imagine if she had said ‘Not like that, like that.’ And then done a strange laugh.
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Imagine if she had said ‘Not like that, like that.’ And then done a strange laugh.
Possibly you best work yet. Definitely your best since 1st January 1970.
September 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Possibly you best work yet. Definitely your best since 1st January 1970.
Your name is John.
September 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Your name is John.
Swimming in the warm Mediterranean sea at night is a real treat a even more so when skinny dipping.
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Swimming in the warm Mediterranean sea at night is a real treat a even more so when skinny dipping.
I think the jellyfish in your picture is harmless.
August 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I think the jellyfish in your picture is harmless.