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i feel like this is the sort of thing a french aristocrat would say to a peasant and then get guillotined, but i keep accidentally eating too much delicious food and then feeling kind of ill for several hours later from being too full
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i feel like this is the sort of thing a french aristocrat would say to a peasant and then get guillotined, but i keep accidentally eating too much delicious food and then feeling kind of ill for several hours later from being too full
incredible burn from my dad tonight: i was ranting about something that objectively doesnt actually matter (superfluous zippers on shoes) and hes like "you know you sound like andy rooney right now" and..yes but ow, my pride
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
incredible burn from my dad tonight: i was ranting about something that objectively doesnt actually matter (superfluous zippers on shoes) and hes like "you know you sound like andy rooney right now" and..yes but ow, my pride
red light therapy...for ur puss?
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
red light therapy...for ur puss?
devastated to report that i have to unfollow the woman who recreates shots from twilight with barbie dolls because she has started to incorporate ai 😔 why would u rob me of this one joy
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
devastated to report that i have to unfollow the woman who recreates shots from twilight with barbie dolls because she has started to incorporate ai 😔 why would u rob me of this one joy
saw a HUGE shooting star OR a piece of space debris breaking up—haley williams, i wished on it
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
saw a HUGE shooting star OR a piece of space debris breaking up—haley williams, i wished on it
Reposted
New ongoing comic to begin release THIS THURSDAY dec 25th aka xmas
"youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident"
Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby
"youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident"
Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
New ongoing comic to begin release THIS THURSDAY dec 25th aka xmas
"youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident"
Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby
"youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident"
Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby
is anything happening in prov for nye or am i gonna stay home and stay mad that new years belongs in spring not winter
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
is anything happening in prov for nye or am i gonna stay home and stay mad that new years belongs in spring not winter
i want to put a bullet in the head of the person who adapted/parodied (?) "my neck, my back" by khia for an all over deodorant spray. i cant handle it
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i want to put a bullet in the head of the person who adapted/parodied (?) "my neck, my back" by khia for an all over deodorant spray. i cant handle it
great day for men i dont like getting their lights knocked out
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
great day for men i dont like getting their lights knocked out
my solstice/snow hot take is i dont think every single snowflake is unique, i just think its a repeating pattern of a large number so we havent noticed
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my solstice/snow hot take is i dont think every single snowflake is unique, i just think its a repeating pattern of a large number so we havent noticed
oh these boys are FUCKIN
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
oh these boys are FUCKIN
big lip will try to sell u balms but vaseline is the only thing that has actually helped my dry lips ever
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
big lip will try to sell u balms but vaseline is the only thing that has actually helped my dry lips ever
i have grey hairs coming in now, what kind of fuck ass energy do i give off that solicitors still ask me if my parents are home?? it ISNT my house but if it fucking could be if i chose a career that paid well! they dont know that!!!
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i have grey hairs coming in now, what kind of fuck ass energy do i give off that solicitors still ask me if my parents are home?? it ISNT my house but if it fucking could be if i chose a career that paid well! they dont know that!!!
ok im very late to this news but apparently a few years ago there was a pop "feminist cover" of barbie girl,, but barbie girl is already satire/critique of barbie???
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ok im very late to this news but apparently a few years ago there was a pop "feminist cover" of barbie girl,, but barbie girl is already satire/critique of barbie???
what i dont understand about ai barbie photos is that barbies are famously easy to pose and arrange. you could just put the doll in that situation, it would be so easy
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
what i dont understand about ai barbie photos is that barbies are famously easy to pose and arrange. you could just put the doll in that situation, it would be so easy
never a good indicator of mental stability when u wake up with eliott smith stuck in your head
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
never a good indicator of mental stability when u wake up with eliott smith stuck in your head
in my dream last night i was sentenced to death via this incinerator room and they gave me a sedative before i went in but it malfunctioned/broke so they let me out and while i was woozy from the drug they were like "damn i guess well just have to try again tomorrow" and i did not want that
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
in my dream last night i was sentenced to death via this incinerator room and they gave me a sedative before i went in but it malfunctioned/broke so they let me out and while i was woozy from the drug they were like "damn i guess well just have to try again tomorrow" and i did not want that
nicole kidman is so hot in eyes wide shut. incredible swag
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
nicole kidman is so hot in eyes wide shut. incredible swag
100% of the reason i will never share my writing is that im afraid im subconsciously plagiarizing and i would be humiliated if it turned out i thought it was doing something but it had already been done on tumblr in 2012
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
100% of the reason i will never share my writing is that im afraid im subconsciously plagiarizing and i would be humiliated if it turned out i thought it was doing something but it had already been done on tumblr in 2012
what an unsettling collection of items youve shown me, ebay
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
what an unsettling collection of items youve shown me, ebay
my grey hairs that are coming in are so much thicker and wiryer than my reg hair
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my grey hairs that are coming in are so much thicker and wiryer than my reg hair
yahoo answers, how do i convey to my cat that i dont suddenly wish to zap her, its just that i am low grade randomly electrified rn
the season in which i shock myself on everything is now in full swing
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
yahoo answers, how do i convey to my cat that i dont suddenly wish to zap her, its just that i am low grade randomly electrified rn
anyone who claims amy march is anything other than a gemini is out of their goddamn mind
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
anyone who claims amy march is anything other than a gemini is out of their goddamn mind
thinking about this cher tweet always
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
thinking about this cher tweet always