🍜 Kamille Bidan
@clockworkbong.bsky.social
Welcome to my profile. If you voted red, fuck you. Pornbots get blocked.
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views."
#demilivesmatter
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views."
#demilivesmatter
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I think there needs to be a counter role-model to the conservative narrative of the "alpha male." An image that was concocted from the idea of the "alpha wolf", a concept that was debunked as to having existed in nature. My proposed counter to this is the #RenaissanceMan. (Continued)
Hey, neighbors in Pennsylvania. We did our assignment. Now it's up to you guys to get rid of John Fetterman.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Hey, neighbors in Pennsylvania. We did our assignment. Now it's up to you guys to get rid of John Fetterman.
We kept our part of the bargan. Ball is in his court now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We kept our part of the bargan. Ball is in his court now.
We can't even go through the first week of school in this fucking country without a mass shooting incident.
August 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We can't even go through the first week of school in this fucking country without a mass shooting incident.
Waiting for any Tea Partiers to come out start protesting Trump's Military Parade as the blatant waste of taxpayer money it is.
Like how they were protesting Obamacare as waste?
Or can we take their silence as an admission that Tea Partiers just had a problem with a black man being POTUSA?
Like how they were protesting Obamacare as waste?
Or can we take their silence as an admission that Tea Partiers just had a problem with a black man being POTUSA?
May 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Waiting for any Tea Partiers to come out start protesting Trump's Military Parade as the blatant waste of taxpayer money it is.
Like how they were protesting Obamacare as waste?
Or can we take their silence as an admission that Tea Partiers just had a problem with a black man being POTUSA?
Like how they were protesting Obamacare as waste?
Or can we take their silence as an admission that Tea Partiers just had a problem with a black man being POTUSA?
What detergent does Elon Musk use to wash his clothes?
Apart-Tide
Apart-Tide
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What detergent does Elon Musk use to wash his clothes?
Apart-Tide
Apart-Tide
*Puts on his best Yakov Smirmoff impressions*
"In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."
"In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."
April 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
*Puts on his best Yakov Smirmoff impressions*
"In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."
"In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."
📢 PSA: “Gender” has never meant just “biological sex.”
The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think.
Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)
The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think.
Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)
April 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
📢 PSA: “Gender” has never meant just “biological sex.”
The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think.
Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)
The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think.
Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)
I used to say it jokingly, but now I really wonder if the combination to Trump's luggage is "1-2-3-4-5." #spaceballs
April 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I used to say it jokingly, but now I really wonder if the combination to Trump's luggage is "1-2-3-4-5." #spaceballs
If mental gymnastics was an actual sport, this guy and many others of the MAGA cult would be Olympians. Let's start a collection #MAGAMentalGynastics
April 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If mental gymnastics was an actual sport, this guy and many others of the MAGA cult would be Olympians. Let's start a collection #MAGAMentalGynastics
I bet you that as it becomes more and more obvious that Trump has shit up the economy, you're going to witness more and more right-wing media ramp up the culture wars distraction, ie. trans people in sports, "woke", etc.
April 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I bet you that as it becomes more and more obvious that Trump has shit up the economy, you're going to witness more and more right-wing media ramp up the culture wars distraction, ie. trans people in sports, "woke", etc.
Someone tell Elon that a car is supposed to attract women, not signal to them that you'll be the reason any future kids with are going to need therapy.
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Someone tell Elon that a car is supposed to attract women, not signal to them that you'll be the reason any future kids with are going to need therapy.
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Just remember to remind the yokels that it was Trump who first started the charge to have TikTok banned. You know his supporters are going to start giving him credit it once the ban is lifted.
January 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just remember to remind the yokels that it was Trump who first started the charge to have TikTok banned. You know his supporters are going to start giving him credit it once the ban is lifted.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call pseudo-intellectualism.
January 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call pseudo-intellectualism.
Just a reminder that deadnaming only becomes a concern for Muskrat when you insist on calling it "Twitter."
January 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Just a reminder that deadnaming only becomes a concern for Muskrat when you insist on calling it "Twitter."
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Don't lie, people really couldn't initially tell if Las Vegas was an intentional car bomb or a cybertruck just being a cybertruck.
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don't lie, people really couldn't initially tell if Las Vegas was an intentional car bomb or a cybertruck just being a cybertruck.
So in other words the Cybertruck is the land version of the Oceangate submersible. Got it. As long as it exterminates rich idiots I'm all for it then.
January 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So in other words the Cybertruck is the land version of the Oceangate submersible. Got it. As long as it exterminates rich idiots I'm all for it then.
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Please pass this along, thank you.
December 31, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Please pass this along, thank you.
Now I see it. Meanwhile, Brutalist architecture is when it looks like it was built by orcs.
December 26, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Now I see it. Meanwhile, Brutalist architecture is when it looks like it was built by orcs.
Word of the day: noel
Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.
Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.
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December 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Word of the day: noel
Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.
Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.
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It's clear from the Table of Contents that Matt Gaetz broke laws, obstructed justice, is unethical AF, is unfit to be Attorney General and unworthy of the public's trust
This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance
ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...
This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance
ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...
December 23, 2024 at 5:35 PM
It's clear from the Table of Contents that Matt Gaetz broke laws, obstructed justice, is unethical AF, is unfit to be Attorney General and unworthy of the public's trust
This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance
ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...
This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance
ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...