I mean it’s true, y’all put that glass there to tempt me into knocking it over. Obvious trap.

Alright, I love doing this so here we go. Post a superpower and I’ll give you a side effect/downside. Bonus points for really unique things. :)

If I was a billionaire, funding Muppet movies for great works of literature would be my primary hobby.

Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet The Crucible. Muppet Grapes of Wrath. Muppet Arabian Nights. Muppet Gilgamesh.

I mean, solid argument, no weak points detected