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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 1d

When we think of what Houses we'd want to belong to, are we overlooking House Manderly? They're rich, like healthy drama, appreciate women, and won't fat shame you. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/603-adwd-d...

603: ADwD Davos III (repost) | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 8d

Jon needs an MBA, but also, would The Wall be even worse if Private Equity bought it? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/602-adwd-j...

602: ADwD Jon IV | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hoarfrost doesn’t sound tasty, and neither does running out of rations. We’re hyper-focused on Rattleshirt’s new bling. Jon and Stannis: our favorite comedy duo. ...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 9d

George isn't listening?

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 15d

Dany and her supporting cast doing their thing in Meereen. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/601-adwd-d...

601: ADwD Daenerys III | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Dany sit down to enjoy a very adult form of entertainment. Does Dany know what she's doing? Would the people of Westeros weep with joy should...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 22d

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 22d

We go back to the Bear Pit for our 600th episode special. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/600-specia...

600: Special ASoS Jaime VI | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listener's choice for our 600th episode. Jaime’s sixth chapter in A Storm of Swords really is your favorite's favorite chapter, and we’re podcasting about it for ...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · 29d

Honestly, a White Harbor dive bar sounds great about now. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/599-adwd-d...

599: ADwD Davos II | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Davos is in White Harbor at the diviest of dive bars, where the citizenry are talking about everything but Stannis. No one is getting any better with the endless speculation over Winds. A Song of Ice ...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Sep 2

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Sep 2

It's Turtle Time with Tyrion! #asoiaf

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598: ADwD Tyrion IV | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we sail with Tyrion down the turtle-infested river. Is Septa Lemore the friend we leer at along the way? Is Comma right about cyvasse being a viral sen...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Aug 26

We're still Bran chapter enthusiasts. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/597-adwd-b...

597: ADwD Bran II | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran chapters are magic. Literally. We love the lore, but damn is it getting dark in that cave. Literally and figuratively. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with D...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Aug 19

Oh Theon.... #asoiaf

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596: ADwD Reek I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Reek may be hella smelly, but Theon is still shockingly strong. And, true to form, we feel bad for the mice? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Aug 12

Much like Dany, we probably shouldn't read the news. But also, we should read the news. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/595-adwd-d...

595: ADwD Daenerys II | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany just needs to go offline for awhile and stop reading the news. George may have written her chapters as an allegory of our endless mideast wars, but are they ...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Aug 5

Jon may have like 83 chapters in Dance, but we're gonna savor every one of them that features Stannis. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/594-adwd-j...

594: ADwD Jon III | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon is the new Davos. Have we ever thought about not burning everyone alive? This human sacrifice is only slightly more fun when we think it's Rattleshirt. Jon is...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jul 29

Join as we start one of Dance's more enjoyable journeys: closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/593-adwd-d... #asoiaf

593: ADwD Davos I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We’re learning all about wreckers over Davos’s bowl of tasty sisters soup. It’s fun to hear about Westerosi gossip with our favorite characters, we’re never tired...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jul 22

Feel our pain as we continue on with Tyrion's journey in Dance. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/592-adwd-t...

592: ADwD Tyrion III | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sometimes you look up and you see a Duck. Is sad sack Illyrio someone's daddy? We all want to forget the mummified hands. Tyrion's teenage undercover sewer traini...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jul 15

Jon and Stannis really are one of the more underrated #asoiaf ships.

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591: ADwD Jon II (repost) | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In the first of "Our Favorite Chapters" series, we explore the vaguely heroic patina of the Night's Watch, the sweetness of rancid butter and the nod that launche...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jul 8

One day you're listening to the music of dragons, the next you're on the worst ever season of The Bachelorette. #asoiaf

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590: ADwD The Merchant's Man | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Quentyn’s having a rough journey through Dance, and so are we tbqh. Dany's living in the worst episode of The Bachelor and she doesn't even know it. Never trust a...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jul 1

At least Illyrio would bring snacks? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/589-adwd-t...

589: ADwD Tyrion II | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's yet another hellish road trip, this time with Tyrion and Illyrio. Illyrio proves he is the king of "yes, and?" when it comes to grossness. A Song of Ice and ...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jun 24

Our recap of A Dance with Dragons continues with another exquisite Bran chapter. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/588-adwd-b...

588: ADwD Bran I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran and co. are on their way to meet the three-eyed crow in what sounds like The Donner Party, Westerosi style. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Br...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jun 17

Jon's Dance starts with some more "fun" with Stannis and Mel. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/587-adwd-j...

587: ADwD Jon I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon's alarm clock works a little too well. How does the Stark sibling/direwolf sibling network work anyway? We don't endorse it but we kind of get why people ship...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jun 10

In our latest episode, Dany deals with crap in Meereen. And yes, we could probably reuse this description for the whole book. #asoiaf

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586: ADwD Daenerys I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Proposing with shoes that don’t fit is certainly a choice. Sixth time is not the charm for Hizdahr. We’re just surprised Dany isn’t dropkicking some of these peop...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · Jun 3

We set sail on the dark journey that is Tyrion's Dance chapters. #asoiaf #adwd
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585: ADwD Tyrion I | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We swore we’d never do this but we did. When your boat trip turns into a self-medicating nightmare. Is this Viserys’s room? Let’s set off everybody’s claustrophob...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · May 27

We kick off our recap of Dance with one of the creepiest chapters in all of #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/584-adwd-p...

584: ADwD Prologue (repost) | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Si...

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Close the Door and Come Here @closethedoorand.bsky.social · May 20

It may be spring, but winter 2026 is coming, and with it, Dunk & Egg. A little smidge of a preview... #asoiaf

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583: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV Series - Amuse-bouche | Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While we're confident that Dunk is indeed a lunk and a hunk, we're praying that Egg is the perfect little sh*t. And, most importantly, who gets to wear the one Ta...

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