Crandall Mikeingfone
@closskel.bsky.social
Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg that lives in people’s closets sometimes. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton / Untrustable
Instead of bombs settle it in Fortnite
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Instead of bombs settle it in Fortnite
What if I don’t press start
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What if I don’t press start
I hope Bowser succeeds because Mario seems like a dolt
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I hope Bowser succeeds because Mario seems like a dolt
I see Arlo is also a fan of the cult classic book Don’t Build The Torment Nexus
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I see Arlo is also a fan of the cult classic book Don’t Build The Torment Nexus
I think this means there won’t be a Todd and Aaron this year.
December 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think this means there won’t be a Todd and Aaron this year.
Please release a new game called Super Mario Brothers and The Wrath of Bowser: A New Kingdom Adventure
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Please release a new game called Super Mario Brothers and The Wrath of Bowser: A New Kingdom Adventure
Who needs a house when you can just buy a couple of these and build shelter out of the boxes
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Who needs a house when you can just buy a couple of these and build shelter out of the boxes
As the number one fan of Drag X Drive hopefully I will be able to play it for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
As the number one fan of Drag X Drive hopefully I will be able to play it for the first time
No that’s Soccer
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No that’s Soccer
I’d say that counts as negative acknowledgment
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’d say that counts as negative acknowledgment
Isn’t PacMan a bad guy
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Isn’t PacMan a bad guy
I watched that movie, isn’t he just some guy behind a curtain with no real power?
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I watched that movie, isn’t he just some guy behind a curtain with no real power?
No thanks I’d rather play a different video game than this one at the moment.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
No thanks I’d rather play a different video game than this one at the moment.
Woah they got the dude-bros from Smash Bros in this.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Woah they got the dude-bros from Smash Bros in this.
I think Trump has a severe case of TDS
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think Trump has a severe case of TDS
Don’t tell me to shut up
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Don’t tell me to shut up
He’s not even on a damn shelf
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He’s not even on a damn shelf