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#1 sweet nothing / hoax enjoyer | self-assigned gaylor bsky guard dog | hates fun | please no minors
TLOAS released 38 days ago, and this is the only date i've had written down for a while. since the engagement came 38 days before the album release, let's see if some silly gooserie unfolds.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TLOAS released 38 days ago, and this is the only date i've had written down for a while. since the engagement came 38 days before the album release, let's see if some silly gooserie unfolds.
someone on marketplace is selling this in case anyone's in the market for a giant stained glass vigilante shit taylor
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
someone on marketplace is selling this in case anyone's in the market for a giant stained glass vigilante shit taylor
gathered and angled my hair wrong and gave myself a minor mullet ☹️ forgot to let out my bangs before i cut... bad times
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
gathered and angled my hair wrong and gave myself a minor mullet ☹️ forgot to let out my bangs before i cut... bad times
new allie x album new allie x album new allie x album
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
new allie x album new allie x album new allie x album
jbrekkie robbed... that's all i'll say
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
jbrekkie robbed... that's all i'll say
strongly dislike the generic references to "healing" and being "healed" in as of late... seems kinda insidious
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
strongly dislike the generic references to "healing" and being "healed" in as of late... seems kinda insidious
my job at the church my job at the university
🤝
old men saying they want to ask
a question but ending up telling my their life story
🤝
old men saying they want to ask
a question but ending up telling my their life story
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
my job at the church my job at the university
🤝
old men saying they want to ask
a question but ending up telling my their life story
🤝
old men saying they want to ask
a question but ending up telling my their life story
scrap this and let marc cherry do a legal show instead. give me desperate paralegals.
Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Starring Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Teyana Taylor, Sarah Paulson & Glenn Close.
Starring Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Teyana Taylor, Sarah Paulson & Glenn Close.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
scrap this and let marc cherry do a legal show instead. give me desperate paralegals.
how does my boss always know to call me when i talk myself into 'i don't have any work due, my boss is at a conference' and do a trader joe's run... he's so good at it
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
how does my boss always know to call me when i talk myself into 'i don't have any work due, my boss is at a conference' and do a trader joe's run... he's so good at it
good luck, new york.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
good luck, new york.
i'm like seconds away from creating a subreddit for pop culture discussion with no snark allowed, no political shit, and no shit for brains stan culture bs... i am so sick of every single pop culture space being nothing but ppl working out their personal issues via anonymity
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i'm like seconds away from creating a subreddit for pop culture discussion with no snark allowed, no political shit, and no shit for brains stan culture bs... i am so sick of every single pop culture space being nothing but ppl working out their personal issues via anonymity
taylor swift has been trying for years to tell us the truth: she may be a pop star, but first and foremost, she is a trekkie. 38 has always pointed to her secret love for captain kirklie kloss
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
taylor swift has been trying for years to tell us the truth: she may be a pop star, but first and foremost, she is a trekkie. 38 has always pointed to her secret love for captain kirklie kloss
we got maybe 6 groups. i kept telling them to take as much as they wanted, and a little girl went all in and got three (tiny) armfuls until her mom physically pulled her away as she said "but she said take as much as i want!" girl after my own heart 🥹
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
we got maybe 6 groups. i kept telling them to take as much as they wanted, and a little girl went all in and got three (tiny) armfuls until her mom physically pulled her away as she said "but she said take as much as i want!" girl after my own heart 🥹
man i really have always had a thing for Weirdos haven't i
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October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
man i really have always had a thing for Weirdos haven't i
in this thread i will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that taylor swift is trying to tell us that we *must* get down on friday
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
in this thread i will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that taylor swift is trying to tell us that we *must* get down on friday
happy new florence to those who celebrate and those who do not (a temporary state)
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
happy new florence to those who celebrate and those who do not (a temporary state)
the way she says "you always knew how to push my buttons" is criminally underrated. maybe even a federal crime
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the way she says "you always knew how to push my buttons" is criminally underrated. maybe even a federal crime
uh oh! someone misjudged our relationship and decided that ""affectionately"" calling me "bitch" was an appropriate way to speak to me!
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
uh oh! someone misjudged our relationship and decided that ""affectionately"" calling me "bitch" was an appropriate way to speak to me!
my spouse wanted to contribute to soup day
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my spouse wanted to contribute to soup day
if i wanted to eat what you were serving them
while i was cold, i would have asked you
it's the kind of soup, steams up kitchen views
but i slurped it as i passed you,
there's a leek in you, put there by the broth in me
but if it's all a stew to you,
it's a soup to me
while i was cold, i would have asked you
it's the kind of soup, steams up kitchen views
but i slurped it as i passed you,
there's a leek in you, put there by the broth in me
but if it's all a stew to you,
it's a soup to me
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
if i wanted to eat what you were serving them
while i was cold, i would have asked you
it's the kind of soup, steams up kitchen views
but i slurped it as i passed you,
there's a leek in you, put there by the broth in me
but if it's all a stew to you,
it's a soup to me
while i was cold, i would have asked you
it's the kind of soup, steams up kitchen views
but i slurped it as i passed you,
there's a leek in you, put there by the broth in me
but if it's all a stew to you,
it's a soup to me
you should've said "bowl"
you should've got rolls
you should've rinsed twice
before you served dry lentils
you should've known that word
'bout soup you gave to her
would get cold and soggy
you should've got rolls
you should've rinsed twice
before you served dry lentils
you should've known that word
'bout soup you gave to her
would get cold and soggy
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
you should've said "bowl"
you should've got rolls
you should've rinsed twice
before you served dry lentils
you should've known that word
'bout soup you gave to her
would get cold and soggy
you should've got rolls
you should've rinsed twice
before you served dry lentils
you should've known that word
'bout soup you gave to her
would get cold and soggy
need folks to stop equating "liking" tloasg with "getting it" btw
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
need folks to stop equating "liking" tloasg with "getting it" btw
updated... i am ready for 'from the pyre' to take AOTY in the end
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
from the pyre (the last dinner party)
princess of power
the clearing (wolf alice)
no hard feelings (the beaches)
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
from the pyre (the last dinner party)
princess of power
the clearing (wolf alice)
no hard feelings (the beaches)
my personal AOTY list
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
the clearing
no hard feelings
just waiting on florence & the last dinner party
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
the clearing
no hard feelings
just waiting on florence & the last dinner party
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
updated... i am ready for 'from the pyre' to take AOTY in the end
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
from the pyre (the last dinner party)
princess of power
the clearing (wolf alice)
no hard feelings (the beaches)
for melancholy brunettes and sad women
ego death
mayhem
from the pyre (the last dinner party)
princess of power
the clearing (wolf alice)
no hard feelings (the beaches)
lilsimsie's real surname actually being "sims" is incredible
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
lilsimsie's real surname actually being "sims" is incredible
what is it about me liking cats that emboldens so many people to tell me stories about how they were shitty pet owners and let their cats die??? i don't want to know this about you.
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
what is it about me liking cats that emboldens so many people to tell me stories about how they were shitty pet owners and let their cats die??? i don't want to know this about you.