Today I learned that Charles Mingus wrote a guide on how to toilet train your cat, which is bonkers and also this cat’s name was Nightlife and that’s seriously one of the best cat names I’ve ever heard. 11/10, Mingus was the best

Bitching in the alt text is cathartic, BlueSky fucking rules so much

This is my new buddy, The Spanish Inquisition, who just suddenly showed up while I was outside doing yardwork. Just chilled and tried to get the bugs I was kicking up.

I love my wife so fucking much, y’all

My wife hitting on me after we get all the kids out of the house for once

One fun thing about living with an Evil Baking Genius™️ is seeing things like this show up overnight

NLR band is is the Christmas Parade so I’m waiting at the finish part for my son and it looks like it’s gonna be a fun parade

Mine’s named Bowie because the black swoop reminded me of the lightning paint from Aladdin Sane when he was tiny, but he sure aged into a look. Especially when he’s far enough away

Oooooh, neat

I saw this shirt while I was running errands yesterday and I had to exercise the greatest self-restraint I’ve ever shown