Jacob Kix
@cloudncali.bsky.social
Game Developer and Network Engineer. He/Him, married, employed, hydrated, in my own lane, flourishing.
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something funny about a journal called "Futurism" making an article with this headline. But very accurate nonetheless.
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
something funny about a journal called "Futurism" making an article with this headline. But very accurate nonetheless.
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:
Friends have a bit going where we keep adding to this one image with every new relavent headline:
As an IT professional I'm dreading seeing what fresh hell Microsoft has unleashed every update.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
As an IT professional I'm dreading seeing what fresh hell Microsoft has unleashed every update.
This makes Belmont's dialog in SotN sound like a professional Shakespearean actor.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This makes Belmont's dialog in SotN sound like a professional Shakespearean actor.
Since when is Rotten Mango white?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Since when is Rotten Mango white?
I've been saying this for years. We millennials had our own cringe. It was okay then and it's okay now. Kids being kids.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've been saying this for years. We millennials had our own cringe. It was okay then and it's okay now. Kids being kids.
Yeah I always saw Kim as the "Bad Luck Brian" of Voyager.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yeah I always saw Kim as the "Bad Luck Brian" of Voyager.
And the chosen battlefield? Mt. Doom
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And the chosen battlefield? Mt. Doom
I'm notoriously easy going with movies. I'll genuinely enjoy a movie and find it absolutely hated on the Internet later.
Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy it. It was the last air bender level of bad.
Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy it. It was the last air bender level of bad.
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm notoriously easy going with movies. I'll genuinely enjoy a movie and find it absolutely hated on the Internet later.
Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy it. It was the last air bender level of bad.
Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy it. It was the last air bender level of bad.
Dudes will literally ruin the entire planet to feel loved by a computer instead of playing animal crossing like the rest of us .
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dudes will literally ruin the entire planet to feel loved by a computer instead of playing animal crossing like the rest of us .
Lol I saw this and screenshot it to make this exact meme, but ironically
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lol I saw this and screenshot it to make this exact meme, but ironically
This is what I've been thinking at this point. The US is self destructing and Russia has lost most credibility as a military power. China is racing ahead in science and medicine.
If china just eased up on the authoritarian shit they would easily surpass the US on the world stage.
If china just eased up on the authoritarian shit they would easily surpass the US on the world stage.
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is what I've been thinking at this point. The US is self destructing and Russia has lost most credibility as a military power. China is racing ahead in science and medicine.
If china just eased up on the authoritarian shit they would easily surpass the US on the world stage.
If china just eased up on the authoritarian shit they would easily surpass the US on the world stage.
For the record. The only post mortem depictions of me I'll accept is a 3.4 ft x 6.7 ft oil painting of me in suit, placed above a fireplace in my families manor that, when activated by a hidden switch, will open to reveal a secret room that contains the next clue to my inheritance.
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
For the record. The only post mortem depictions of me I'll accept is a 3.4 ft x 6.7 ft oil painting of me in suit, placed above a fireplace in my families manor that, when activated by a hidden switch, will open to reveal a secret room that contains the next clue to my inheritance.
It's astounding that every other AI platform seems to be a yesbot. Just reaffirming everything the user says to an insane degree.
He has technology built to please humans and it won't agree with his dumb ass ideas. Genius level intellect.
He has technology built to please humans and it won't agree with his dumb ass ideas. Genius level intellect.
September 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It's astounding that every other AI platform seems to be a yesbot. Just reaffirming everything the user says to an insane degree.
He has technology built to please humans and it won't agree with his dumb ass ideas. Genius level intellect.
He has technology built to please humans and it won't agree with his dumb ass ideas. Genius level intellect.
Making a cartoon wobbling noise as he flails around dramatically before falling.
September 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Making a cartoon wobbling noise as he flails around dramatically before falling.
Shapiro is too short to see over the podium.
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shapiro is too short to see over the podium.
Holy shit let's fucking goooooo!!!
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Holy shit let's fucking goooooo!!!
Five five five five five
September 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Five five five five five
Unfollowed for U/W..... /Jk
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Unfollowed for U/W..... /Jk
Anime titles be like:
September 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Anime titles be like:
You know how people will get in a rut by leaving their laundry on the bed, then moving it to their chair and back again. But it turns out it would take a lot less effort to just put them in their correct home, and it would be better for the clothes and for you?
August 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know how people will get in a rut by leaving their laundry on the bed, then moving it to their chair and back again. But it turns out it would take a lot less effort to just put them in their correct home, and it would be better for the clothes and for you?