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ValKyrie, "an L G B T"
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Having a months-long issue with my brain shutting down as soon as it's time to write alt text, and it's really cutting into my Sharing Cat Pictures time, sorry I'm late on my pet taxes
A black cat (facing right) sleeping on a chair with a shaft of sunlight coming from an unseen window to the right of the chair.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
cloudtools.bsky.social
By their Froots shall ye know them
Vertically oriented photo of two black cats squished together inside a rainbow pattern cat tube, which was placed on an a sun-faded aqua couch. Their names are Plum (on the left and tucked behind her brother so she's peeking around him), and Fig (on the right with his right foreleg stretched out toward the viewer). They both have sort of sleepy but curious expressions. Plum is looking at the camera like a professional, but Fig is looking up and to the right, at the photographer (me, the weird cloud that lives with them).
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Vertically oriented photo of two trees in the foreground; one kind of shrubby and green, the other with leaves turning red. In the background and sky are distant trees and fog beginning to clear up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Ty!! I grew up in walking distance and it explains a lot about my brain. Bonus buddy:
A triceratops from the same outdoor Jim Gary exhibit of dinosaurs made of car parts.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Ps I thought of you that day
The sky behind cypress trees and saw palmetto & other swamp life, with a lake visible through the trees.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I known these guys for YEARS
Photo of an alligator snapping turtle hanging out at the bottom of the water in its enclosure, underneath a sunken log. The surface of the water is rippling, and reflecting part of the sky and the surrounding cypress, oak, and saw palmetto.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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An ankylosaurus made of old car parts, by artist Jim Gary, in an outdoor exhibit at a natural history museum in North Florida.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Horizontally oriented photo of pale, peachy pink sunset clouds swept across a light blue sky, with oak tree branches on the right and left sides of the photo.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Off-white background and Kelly green text inside a green oval tilted to the right, with a couple of ✨ shapes. There's a chunky, rounded retro font that says "NO TERFS & NO TURFS" in large text. Smaller text in bubbles says "TURN EVERY GOLF COURSE INTO A PUBLIC PARK," and "TRANS RIGHTS" (which is inside a comic book BLAM shaped bubble), and "BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PRO-TRANS ANTI-GOLF ASSOCIATION."
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"CHEE-hee-HEE-hee-hee"
A vertically oriented photo zoomed in through a chain link fence, to show two bald eagles sharing a perch made of a section of dead tree, in the aviary of a natural history museum.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A black cat with golden eyes laying in a fabric tube that's been put on a couch with a blanket draped over it to make it cozier. She isn't quite making eye contact with me, giving her a bit of a thousand-yard stare.
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I got the same result as Marlo the first time but I love shit like this and u know wut I also think it's a combo
My test results for the quiz, with an illustration of a cute green grass critter that has eyes like the digit 3, and a mouth like a teddy bear. It has hair like three wide clumps of grass. They say: Your personality type is grass. Innate personality: —Uh, what's that? —Let me help! —Can anyone take care of me please? —Inhale, exhale Character traits: —thoughtful and sweet —mori style outfits —lives like a senior adult —excellent executer —always tired —enjoy holiday gatherings —never get bored eating the same food Most compatible: superpower and feline. Least compatible: flying and poison
September 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It's a good thing I'm not a serious gamer
A vertically oriented photo taken from above. There is a black cat stretched out on his right side, with his tummy and front legs against the right thigh of a white person (me, hello, it's my leg and arm reveal). The person has their right hand on a red and blue computer mouse, on the couch beside the cat, so he's kind of sandwiched between the person's hip and elbow. His name is Fig and he is a sweetheart.
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The problem is, I want to work with PAINT but I have TWO BUSYBODY CATS
A vertically oriented photo of two black cats backlit by a window. One is laying down in a short cat tree with her ears perked up toward the viewer (her name is Plum). The other (named Fig), is laying on an aqua couch, with his head on his paws and one ear turned toward the viewer. He's partly obscured by a faux fleece blanket haphazardly tossed onto the couch.
September 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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it's done we did it
A vertically oriented photo of clouds taken inside an airplane.
August 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A vertically oriented photo of clouds taken inside a passenger plane. The cloud cover appears to break up the closer it is to the airplane, revealing a blue haze over the ground.
August 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Idk if it's standard but it's ooze brand?
A pink Tailor's tape with a red vape battery to show the size (4 and 7/16ths of an inch, or ~11cm)
August 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Ye shall know them by their Frootz
Vertically oriented photo of two black cats sharing a cat tree only big enough for one. Their names are Fig (on the right, sitting upright and in front, with his hip hanging over the side), and Plum (laying down behind Fig with just her head, shoulders, and one paw visible). They're in front of a window with a sheer curtain (light cream hexagonal pattern) and are backlit so it isn't immediately apparent that both cats are facing the viewer. They are a bonded pair of siblings from the same litter, which is why Plum is so chill about Fig sitting on her.
July 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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it was the best of times it was the worst of times
Line drawing of a giant brachycephalic cat with its tongue hanging out. Eyes and whiskers are alert, it has its front paws on the rim of the large circus cannon with a border of stars around the mouth, because it's a lot to be launched out of it. There's a bald strongman holding up the cannon. He has a hairy chest and arms, a monocle, a handlebar mustache, and vertically striped bell-bottoms. Cramped capital letters under the cannon says, "HOOPLAH" A loosely drawn flower with a heart as its center, with cursive writing that says, "i don't know you - but i love you :)"
July 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A vertically oriented photo of what I think might be a philodendron, growing out of a small hole in a paved parking lot in an apartment complex built of cream colored bricks. There are two big healthy leaves on short stems, a third that's a bit sickly, and a stem coming from the hole, which is exactly the width of the main stalk of the plant. Early evening light is coming from the right side, casting the shadow of a balcony support pole across the plant, and reflecting on the rain drops still beading on the leaves despite the heat having nearly dried the pavement.
May 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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CW pet death

you "rotten pooch," you BFF of a rascal,

may a sunbeam always find you where you rest
A photo from 2012, of a miniature dachshund with one of those rawhide strips twisted into a bone shape in front of her. She's lying in loaf position on the grass, facing right, with her head tilted back to enjoy the bright sunshine. She's wearing a pink collar with a bell on it. She has a black body with brindle patches on her hips. She had a white blaze on her chest, chin, and paws; brown on her muzzle with a white streak. Her ears are black with white and brindle patches. Her name was BB and she stole that rawhide toy in front of her from a bigger dog after eating her own rawhide toy.
May 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Plum, a cat with short black fur and yellow eyes, is curled up on the top platform of a short cat tree. She is facing right and looking out of a double window in late afternoon sunlight.
May 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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An emoji mashup of 🥺 and 😟, by which I mean the eyes of 🥺 were replaced by 😟 in solid brown the same shade of brown as the eyes and mouth of both emojis.
May 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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r these different on mobile vs browser bc
Cropped screen shot of the reply I have typed, which has the spider emoticon and "it looks like this for me here" typed into it. It's probably a nightmare for screen readers now that I think about it but it's /⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭(༎ຶຶ༎ຶຶ╭⁠෴⁠╮༎ຶຶ༎ຶຶ)╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ Screenshot of what the reply looks like after it was posted on the app for Android so maybe that's what it is, I understand bleep bloops even less since... yͤ Surgery. This spider mostly looks like ' and |
May 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Close your eyes and draw?
Cropped screen shot of my bluesky reply to the above post, but I closed my eyes and drew OP's profile pic with my finger in green.
April 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM