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Trans rights are human rights.
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If Trump has shown us anything useful it's that we can completely ignore the Supreme Court if we feel like it so I fully endorse ignoring this hate-based ruling and citing their chosen king as precedent.

Trans rights are human rights. Full stop, nothing to debate.
I could not be happier that the final play of Aaron Rodgers' career was an interception returned for a touchdown.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Proto Man being an AI Bro was not on my bingo card
Proto Man would never steer us wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I cannot properly describe the level of visceral revulsion the AI slop Coca Cola commercial causes in my brain.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The CDC Panel can recommend that you let your child die of preventable diseases all they want, but an actual medical professional will ignore that shit and vaccinate your children if you ask them to because unlike Republicans, medical professionals care about children after they're born.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I have never seen Hakeem Jeffries trend for a positive reason.
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Star Wars Rankings :

Timothy Zahn's books > 5 > 4 > 6 > > > > > > > > > 1

I don't have ranking for the rest because 1 was so fucking terrible that I swore off the entire franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm not convinced that Doordash knows what Baja Blast is
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
White nationalist cops (I know it's redundant) in Texas are extra empowered to be racist shitholes because that state keeps electing racist shitholes to lead them further into destitution.

These people meet outside of a football stadium and Mr Angry absolutely murders 4 Black men "in self defense."
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Justice Jackson being on Trump's side and letting him starve children was not on my bingo card.

One more MAGA shill added to the pile.
UPDATE: Justice Jackson temporarily blocks SNAP benefits order to allow appeals court to rule.

DOJ asked SCOTUS for a stay as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments. Jackson's order came a little past 9 p.m.

Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
Justice Jackson temporarily blocks SNAP benefits order to allow appeals court to rule
DOJ asked SCOTUS for a stay as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments. Update: Jackson's order came a little past 9 p.m.
www.lawdork.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
As fantastic as yesterday's wins were, Trump is already working towards illegally preventing similar results in 2026.

To every Dem leader currently in power along with those of you newly elected - please fight with everything you have to keep our elections safe in 2026.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wonder what the crossover is for people currently defending Graham Platner's Nazi tattoo who were also arguing that Pete Hegseth shouldn't be Sec of Defense for his Nazi tattoo.

I can't fathom how people think a Nazi Secretary is too much, but a Nazi Senator is fine. Like no, all Nazis are bad.
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lindsey Halligan is just the latest example of a corrupt government full of people who do not understand anything about their job, but will happily break the law to help Trump.

Nothing will happen to this one, either.
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The MAGA shills on here get really mad when you don't dox yourself.

They think they're smart, but they always start off by being upset we aren't worshipping Dem politicians because they don't understand not worshipping a politician.

Don't give them shit, they're desperate to harm us.
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
No idea why people are surprised openly corrupt Trump pardoned openly corrupt George Santos. Santos did the only thing that matters, swear unending loyalty to Trump and promise to protect pedophiles, just like the rest of the Republican party.
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What a weird coincidence, the gap between his actual age and the made up thing this doctor said about his heart's age is also the exact same age where girls become too old for him.
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It's interesting to see so many people on the left wish Charlie Kirk well when he would be first in line to laugh at those same people if they were shot.
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How very much like an Ellison to spend money on something only to immediately make the absolute shittiest decisions to pivot whatever it was away from what made it worth buying in the first place.
Lord save us:

"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
The Bari Market
With Paramount securely in his pocket, David Ellison is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told.
puck.news
September 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not sure what's weirder here, Ted Cruz making fun of someone for being overweight or Ted Cruz thinking anyone will stop him getting his Dominos when he jets off to Cancun while Texans die from whatever Republican-inflicted horror he's fleeing this time.
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
From the "This isn't shocking to anyone with an IQ above room temperature" department, the President who swore he was going to be a peacetime president and end all wars just attacked Venezuela in order to distract from his existence on every page of the Epstein Files.
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The worst part about Trump loudly proclaiming he has no idea that Huntsville was already called Rocket City is that he's still alive.
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
One time I stayed at a hotel in Michigan for a wedding. This hotel was on Cracker Barrel Road. You know what wasn't on Cracker Barrel Road?

A weak ass restaurant chain that caves to crybabies who worship an 80 year old demented pedophile.
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Do not come, Donald Trump.

You are neither wanted nor needed here in Illinois.
August 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm not going to look at why the Supreme Court is trending, I'm just going to assume they handed Trump more power to do illegal shit because for some reason, the Dems didn't take it seriously when they said a sitting President could do crimes without repercussion and did nothing to stop this, again.
August 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wait, y'all were still paying attention to Snoop Dogg after he sold his ass wholesale to Trump?

It's like you're not really a leftist echo chamber at all, bsky.
August 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hold up, Nick Adams is a real person and not just some weird gimmick troll like Gunther Eagleman?

(cue someone telling me Gunther Eagleman also isn't some weird gimmick troll)
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM