Spurious George
@clownboybebop.bsky.social
For Bush. Muntadhar Shoes. Never Forget.
true zappa fans are the ones who understand that zappa haters kind of have a point
September 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
true zappa fans are the ones who understand that zappa haters kind of have a point
Reposted by Spurious George
I love cosplay cuz i walked by and someone said, "Look, it's Sailor Moon!" Which tbh is what this is all about to me
July 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I love cosplay cuz i walked by and someone said, "Look, it's Sailor Moon!" Which tbh is what this is all about to me
except If it was my last night on earth and I wanted to burn it all down and leave nothing but ash in my wake, I’d go me cupcakke and George santos
nobody has their dream blunt rotation locked in like I do.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
except If it was my last night on earth and I wanted to burn it all down and leave nothing but ash in my wake, I’d go me cupcakke and George santos
I think Arbor Day could be sluttier
July 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think Arbor Day could be sluttier
Looking back from todays ozempic age, it cant be denied that Nicki spoke truth to power in 2014 when she said “where my fat ass big bitches in the club”
literally where are they
literally where are they
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looking back from todays ozempic age, it cant be denied that Nicki spoke truth to power in 2014 when she said “where my fat ass big bitches in the club”
literally where are they
literally where are they
I’m sorry, I’m so sorry but I can’t be concerned with disrespect here, the pope is from Chicago and I am GOING to sexualize him
May 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m sorry, I’m so sorry but I can’t be concerned with disrespect here, the pope is from Chicago and I am GOING to sexualize him
nobody has their dream blunt rotation locked in like I do.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
April 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
nobody has their dream blunt rotation locked in like I do.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.
my girl so flat, i get prairie madness from suckin her ti- *sniper bullet obliterates my skull*
April 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my girl so flat, i get prairie madness from suckin her ti- *sniper bullet obliterates my skull*
change 1. new pope
When I’m the pope there’s gonna be some changes around here.
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
change 1. new pope
the hardest part of radicalizing my boomer dad further left isn’t the political stuff. The hard part is convincing a 65 year old to play disco elysium so he doesn’t get mad at u for lecturing him on socialism
April 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the hardest part of radicalizing my boomer dad further left isn’t the political stuff. The hard part is convincing a 65 year old to play disco elysium so he doesn’t get mad at u for lecturing him on socialism
Schrödinger’s clit. can’t find it? Maybe it was never there…
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Schrödinger’s clit. can’t find it? Maybe it was never there…
my gf told me I looked like the tavern lady from over the garden wall on Halloween
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my gf told me I looked like the tavern lady from over the garden wall on Halloween
there are not two wolves inside of you. do you people realize how big a wolf is
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
there are not two wolves inside of you. do you people realize how big a wolf is
the reason genuinely well reasoned and insightful essays/reviews are so rare these days is because the the best stuff comes from the most niche and unwell sickos who are badly obsessed with their thing, and those ppl are not usually great on camera and can’t crank out view-chaser slop every day
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the reason genuinely well reasoned and insightful essays/reviews are so rare these days is because the the best stuff comes from the most niche and unwell sickos who are badly obsessed with their thing, and those ppl are not usually great on camera and can’t crank out view-chaser slop every day
call this guy the joker the way he’s making himself look like a clown in public
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
call this guy the joker the way he’s making himself look like a clown in public
I wish Bruno mars had boobs. He could do something rly special with them
November 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I wish Bruno mars had boobs. He could do something rly special with them
call me nunpuncher the way I’m breaking habits
November 13, 2024 at 4:04 PM
call me nunpuncher the way I’m breaking habits
I’m like if the joker was a boy
February 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m like if the joker was a boy
Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide Mr. 305) And his evil twin
Butpill (Mr. Worldwar Mr.304)
Butpill (Mr. Worldwar Mr.304)
February 23, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide Mr. 305) And his evil twin
Butpill (Mr. Worldwar Mr.304)
Butpill (Mr. Worldwar Mr.304)
my slovenly and churlish ward cannot possibly comprehend foucaults birth of the clinic
February 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
my slovenly and churlish ward cannot possibly comprehend foucaults birth of the clinic
BIG downside to multiple cat ownership is getting up and feeling the night move around you. God damned if the darkness isnt just swarming with beasts
February 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
BIG downside to multiple cat ownership is getting up and feeling the night move around you. God damned if the darkness isnt just swarming with beasts
I wish I possessed even a fraction of the raw sexual energy that graces an artichoke
February 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I wish I possessed even a fraction of the raw sexual energy that graces an artichoke