Clown
@clowncarrgh.bsky.social
Clownin around, driving cars, and doing pirate things. Chicago born and bread. YES BREAD! Hahahahahahha! Satire much?
Happy Clownmas bitches! Vroom!
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Clownmas bitches! Vroom!
Migraines are bad so when I get one I put on a helmet and ram my head into the wall. It’s frowned upon in public so I’ve been asked to stop for my own safety or some bullshit. Vroom!
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Migraines are bad so when I get one I put on a helmet and ram my head into the wall. It’s frowned upon in public so I’ve been asked to stop for my own safety or some bullshit. Vroom!
Hard cider is an apple and you can’t convince me otherwise. Vroom!
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hard cider is an apple and you can’t convince me otherwise. Vroom!
I tried drowning my sorrows in alcohol but then my next door neighbor got angry. Well assclown (see what I did there? Fuck I’m funny) I don’t want you blowing the leaves off your driveway at noon. Some of us need to sleep. Vroom!
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I tried drowning my sorrows in alcohol but then my next door neighbor got angry. Well assclown (see what I did there? Fuck I’m funny) I don’t want you blowing the leaves off your driveway at noon. Some of us need to sleep. Vroom!
2025 is almost over and it’s been the longest year on record since Covid. Whatever year that was. I’m looking forward to being here and trying not to cry myself to sleep. Little binky blubbers is tired of eating my tears. Does anyone else not wash their tear eater? Vroom!
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
2025 is almost over and it’s been the longest year on record since Covid. Whatever year that was. I’m looking forward to being here and trying not to cry myself to sleep. Little binky blubbers is tired of eating my tears. Does anyone else not wash their tear eater? Vroom!
Watching people drive is scary. I sometimes have to move to the passenger seat to yell at them. Vroom!
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Watching people drive is scary. I sometimes have to move to the passenger seat to yell at them. Vroom!
They say eat the rich, but then I’m a cannibal and somehow that’s wrong? It’s a saying I’m doing it and I’m the bad guy? Vroom!
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They say eat the rich, but then I’m a cannibal and somehow that’s wrong? It’s a saying I’m doing it and I’m the bad guy? Vroom!
Sometimes I think. But then I remember that is wrong so I stop doing it. Vroom!
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sometimes I think. But then I remember that is wrong so I stop doing it. Vroom!
Tis the season to scream for no reason! Vroom!
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tis the season to scream for no reason! Vroom!
Spankings should be a more accepted punishment. That being said, I’ll be at the park until midnight if anyone needs to be spanked as punishment. Vroom!
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Spankings should be a more accepted punishment. That being said, I’ll be at the park until midnight if anyone needs to be spanked as punishment. Vroom!
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he! I know I know. It’s insensitive. Whatever. If I knew one about an abled person I’d tell that too. Vroom!
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he! I know I know. It’s insensitive. Whatever. If I knew one about an abled person I’d tell that too. Vroom!
I want to see what the world has to offer but then I think about cats and it eventually goes away. Vroom!
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I want to see what the world has to offer but then I think about cats and it eventually goes away. Vroom!
To err is to human. To honk honk is several things, I guess. It was supposed to be clown, but wtf. You all are dirty. Vroom!
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To err is to human. To honk honk is several things, I guess. It was supposed to be clown, but wtf. You all are dirty. Vroom!
Is slam dance still a thing? Asking for a lower back. Vroom!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Is slam dance still a thing? Asking for a lower back. Vroom!
My belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. Why do parents cross the street when they see me? Vroom!
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. Why do parents cross the street when they see me? Vroom!
I put a shell to my ear to hear the ocean and now I’m bleeding. I hope this isn’t serious. The ringing is beautiful. Vroom!
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I put a shell to my ear to hear the ocean and now I’m bleeding. I hope this isn’t serious. The ringing is beautiful. Vroom!
Boss got a dollar and I got a dime. Time to put on this mask and rob him blind! Vroom!
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Boss got a dollar and I got a dime. Time to put on this mask and rob him blind! Vroom!
Depending on your state of mind ball tickler is still wrong. You sick fuck. Vroom!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Depending on your state of mind ball tickler is still wrong. You sick fuck. Vroom!
I just can’t seem to figure out juggling. I throw the ball at someone and I can’t seem to catch it. Someone said throw it in the air. That makes hitting them more difficult. They make it look so easy on tv. Wait… you don’t throw At people? Son of a bitch. Vroom!
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I just can’t seem to figure out juggling. I throw the ball at someone and I can’t seem to catch it. Someone said throw it in the air. That makes hitting them more difficult. They make it look so easy on tv. Wait… you don’t throw At people? Son of a bitch. Vroom!
Guess I should start back up. But what to say? Grass isn’t greener if you move somewhere dry. Vroom!
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Guess I should start back up. But what to say? Grass isn’t greener if you move somewhere dry. Vroom!
Taking the week off to get super fat… er. So fuck you bitches until I get back. Vroom!
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Taking the week off to get super fat… er. So fuck you bitches until I get back. Vroom!
A fever dream is a wish your fear makes. Vroom!
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A fever dream is a wish your fear makes. Vroom!
Make every day count. Like today for example is day 325 of 365. Vroom!
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Make every day count. Like today for example is day 325 of 365. Vroom!
Not today God. You really suck today.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Not today God. You really suck today.
Following the results of today I have left this mental plain and am now enjoying schnooselbergtownvilleington. You’re not invited. Vroom!
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Following the results of today I have left this mental plain and am now enjoying schnooselbergtownvilleington. You’re not invited. Vroom!