I coulda survived that

What's more embarrassing? Voting republican or being the kind of person to edit a YouTube comment to say "wow 200 likes! Thank you so much!!"

If I were president, Natalie Portman would be my Elon Musk

Just parallel parked like a beast, don't mess with me today

I love looking for services on Google maps and finding so many that have 2 reviews, one 5 star and one 1 star. One is like "best place I ever went to they saved my life I'd die for them" and the next review is "they killed my fucking mom, I went in to repair my phone and they killed my fucking mom"

Normalize hating John Waters and Divine

So if Trump declared that all Americans are female, and also wants to end same sex marriage, and also wants to ban premarital sex, then how are we supposed to fix the declining birthrate issue?

Remember to use an adblocker if you still use instagram or facebook. And twitter I guess but come on guys, delete twitter

Ran to the hospital so fast had to find the reincarnation of Jimmy Carter

Happy Birthday, Santa!

Toyotathon is on!