Niles
@clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social
Westchester native who admits he lives upstate. I only support teams I have a moral objection to. #RBNY, #ArmyFootball, the Democratic Party...
Lawyerball is a plague on both sport and general society. Save democracy, smash a slo-mo camera
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lawyerball is a plague on both sport and general society. Save democracy, smash a slo-mo camera
A good guy to have toting the mail
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A good guy to have toting the mail
At least Cuomo had the good taste to take Malcolm Wilson's name off first
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
At least Cuomo had the good taste to take Malcolm Wilson's name off first
I put my cat's last vomited hairball in a mason jar and took it with me when I moved
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I put my cat's last vomited hairball in a mason jar and took it with me when I moved
I mean the advertising worked, because I want a Chia Pet now
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I mean the advertising worked, because I want a Chia Pet now
Fire Worley at this point, I'm not kidding
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fire Worley at this point, I'm not kidding
In a perfect world all cowboy hats would be white, it would show how often the sort of person who wears one would work outside
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In a perfect world all cowboy hats would be white, it would show how often the sort of person who wears one would work outside
Is this the "growing the game" I've heard so much about?
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Is this the "growing the game" I've heard so much about?
Law professor brain, I'm afraid it's terminal
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Law professor brain, I'm afraid it's terminal
Who's going to the Mountain West Championship Ga— oh, never mind
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Who's going to the Mountain West Championship Ga— oh, never mind
This is literally the Kaaba in Mecca, you can't fool me
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is literally the Kaaba in Mecca, you can't fool me
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
But also they also telegraphed it by huddling around until 5 seconds left on the play clock for no reason
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
But also they also telegraphed it by huddling around until 5 seconds left on the play clock for no reason
Seems like someone else's fans are driving what DC is doing here, but what do I know
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seems like someone else's fans are driving what DC is doing here, but what do I know
Guy who has only seen Russiagate, watching his second political scandal: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Guy who has only seen Russiagate, watching his second political scandal: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
"Fear is Pain in the Future" is going to be painted on the wall of a college football weight room by the end of 2026
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Fear is Pain in the Future" is going to be painted on the wall of a college football weight room by the end of 2026
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
Also, the NYC of this article is still around and still just as poisonous. Andrew Farkas didn't disappear when Cuomo lost the mayor's race
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Also, the NYC of this article is still around and still just as poisonous. Andrew Farkas didn't disappear when Cuomo lost the mayor's race
It has the same problem that the Nuzzi article has in that it relies on subtext, which is for cowards. It also revels too much in all that Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous imagery
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It has the same problem that the Nuzzi article has in that it relies on subtext, which is for cowards. It also revels too much in all that Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous imagery