This looks weirdly like me at that date. I'd be 20 and still had hair and a bit of a goatee but no mustache.

I quite enjoyed giving overly condescending information about how "sexual dimorphism in many mammals doesn't start to become noticeable until sexual maturity, but if this is your first time around humans, I understand."

Seriously though, this is the only thing I'm replying with when people ask me what I want.

I kinda hope I end up with five legs.

Let's all do some laps around the airport so our shoes get covered in sour grass, our socks are soaked with sweat, and the rest of us is pretty musty. Then we all cram in to close spaces for two hours.

It'd be just like middle school classes after PE!

Last time I inquired, my insurance wouldn't cover it as entirely preventative screening before age 45; only if I showed some early signs (bleeding, constipation, etc.) or if it was a first degree relative (parent, sibling, child).

I turn 45 in about eight months!

My wife got it over her 41st birthday. She also has autoimmune diseases so it was *extra* fun.

Speaking of getting things early, why do I have to wait until age 45 to get a camera in the butt? One of my grandmas died from colon cancer so you'd think I'd qualify for some early access butt scoping.

Yeah, that's rough. Seems to happen a lot with UK shows in my experience.

I've not found Catsdown *too* hard to organize, aside from the "best bits" and a couple specials. For once, I think thetvdb entries are pretty accurate. Any specific ones?

And it's been deleted! Seems like it was a false alert. Weird!

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

I'm not risking my neck now! When I was 17, sure.

oh yeah! that was definitely something we referenced in high school silently across the gym and everyone knew what it was.

also my neck hurts now.

Sigh, just a rip off of the plot of Backdraft from 1991.

The "Jack & Jil" bathroom with three sinks is great because I have two hands.

paint the curb red then call the police and say a car is illegally parked in a red zone

Yes! It also lasts longer as the lower water content means its less susceptible to microbial growth.

It never got more wololo either.

turd soup, i see what you did there