How about this? When you surrender your drivers license you get a free unlimited Uber or Lyft voucher for life?

#ETTD

Hello! Legislative Branch. Do your job and reel in this idiot. If we invade Venezuela, a sovereign country and member of the United Nations, we’re just as guilty as Russia was of invading Ukraine.

I really can’t believe what I’m saying!

We gotta get those Epstein files!

The deniers are claiming this is REALLY a photo of Pedoprez surrounded by his admirers at the Miss Teen USA pageant.

Of course we know this is not true - because they’re all fully clothed.

I wonder if Trump directs the pardon bribe money for convicted foreign criminals to the same offshore account as US criminals.

Texas. She’s talking about your governor, lt. gov., boards of regents and their handpicked administrators.

Yeah. An order for "no quarter" is a severe violation of international humanitarian law and is considered a war crime. The Geneva Conventions, specifically Additional Protocol I, prohibit ordering that there shall be no survivors, and this rule is also part of customary international law.

Not this rock - from a hike in Mt. Rainier National Park.

You must report what artifacts you found between the couch cushions and how much change you found.

I know!! I know!

He’s da Debbil!

We expect global oil inventories to rise through 2026, putting significant
downward pressure on oil prices in the coming months. We forecast that the Brent crude oil price will fall to an average of $62 per barrel (b) in the fourth quarter of 2025 and $52/b in 2026.” - www.eia.gov/outlooks/ste...

Gee, I wonder where they learned that.

He’s running . . . or rolling I guess would be the appropriate word.

But will the frog realize the pot is now at a rolling boil?