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December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a goose or duck in possession of a plaid coat, must be in want of a fine hat.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Been there, but with blueberries… 😑
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Yes. One of us went back for seconds. Guess who.
Two people standing just beyond the foot of a massive sand dune on Moreton Island, just off the coast of Brisbane, Queensland, in Australia. One of them went back for a second go at sand tobogganing and managed to face-plant spectacularly. Going by their facial expressions, it is fairly obvious who it was.
August 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Perfect. ❤️ Wonderful. 😊 Congratulations! 🎊
July 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I love that German has a word for this feature in small children: “Tapetenwechsel”

Colloquial meaning: a change of scenery
Literal meaning: changing the wallpaper
July 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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👍
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I mean, fair.
July 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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*Marilyn Monroe intensifies*
In a realistic style, brought to you by the artist VinWerneck, Prince Leopold is coming out of a pink cake with a 3 on his head (and a tiny crown). He is singing "happy birthday to you...". There are two speech bubbles from outside the frame saying "oh my gosh, Leo, it's not--" and "shush, let him, this is awesome!". The text below says "Side Quested 3rd anniversary, special guest art by vinwerneck. See you on June 9th for Chapter 3!"
July 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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How do you _do_ that?!
K.B. Spangler posts, “Dream: You were rude and sassy to Lorne Michaels and now you’ll never get a job writing for SNL! Me: Oh no! Wait…was that even an option? Dream: Not anymore!” Endless Screaming bot replies with several screams in sequence. …never not funny…
July 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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😑 “[child], do _not_ lick the train!”
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Who is this pet? Say! He is wet. You never yet met a pet, I bet, as wet as they let this wet pet get.
April 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Officers Garcia (played by Benjamin Bratt) and Erwin (Rob Schneider) giving each other a no-touch high five in front of Chief Earl (Bob Gunton).
April 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM