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Jorlan

@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social

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"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 2d

Great read my friend.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 4d

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 6d

I regret I can only submit one ❤️ to this post.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 11d

a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom

ALT: a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom

media.tenor.com

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 11d

You beat me to it!

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 11d

o7 !!!

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

I need a tylenol just from reading all this bullshit about tylenol.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

...and if she's not a Nazi, she sure does vote like one. 🤔

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

This is in my PTS homework list on Audible!

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

Good god.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

This puts my adrenal glands into overdrive.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 12d

I can't look at the man without instantly dressing him in an SS uniform.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 13d

I prefer to call it the Xhitter.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16d

Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...

The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026

YouTube video by Star Wars

www.youtube.com

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16d

How do we petition the emoji authorities to publish an inverted US flag to denote distress?

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16d

If you need another podcast to listen to, my friends at @patternstellstories.com have gone down the Paperclip rabbit hole, especially when it comes to high strangeness.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17d

👇👇

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17d

I hear ya. I hope they are ok in the current shitshow.

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17d

Right??

Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18d

Sage advice.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 19d

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 19d

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social · 20d

This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point.

However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened

Nick Judin @nickjudin.bsky.social · 21d

The family of Trey Reed is seeking an independent autopsy following the Delta State University student’s death on Monday, when his body was found hanging in a tree on campus.

Trey Reed’s Family Calls for an Independent Autopsy After Tree Hanging Death

Demartravion “Trey” Reed’s family is seeking an independent autopsy after the Delta State University student was found hanging in a tree.

www.mississippifreepress.org

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 20d

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.