Commander Pants
@cmdrpants.bsky.social
Canadian. Heir and scion to the throne of Pants.
Too easy access to the occipital lobe?
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Too easy access to the occipital lobe?
NVM, fact-checked myself and I was wrong.
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
NVM, fact-checked myself and I was wrong.
Phil, you're the first non-Indian English speaker referring to "doing the needful" I've seen. I always thought it was a Victorian thing...
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Phil, you're the first non-Indian English speaker referring to "doing the needful" I've seen. I always thought it was a Victorian thing...
Damn. Fools' Gold is my accomplishment song, that funky bass keeping me riding the good vibes afterward. Straight-up out of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Damn. Fools' Gold is my accomplishment song, that funky bass keeping me riding the good vibes afterward. Straight-up out of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
I'm intrigued... what kinda watch you got?
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm intrigued... what kinda watch you got?
And thus was born pæniswave, in this the lord's year 2025
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And thus was born pæniswave, in this the lord's year 2025
Kate, these are public posts, not DMs, FYI
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Kate, these are public posts, not DMs, FYI
Doesn't hurt that you're physically attractive too...
September 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Doesn't hurt that you're physically attractive too...
Game. You have to come to Canada, though.
August 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Game. You have to come to Canada, though.
While I had a helluva time at the last HEALTH show I caught, somehow crankin' it didn't cross my mind. Am I weird?
August 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
While I had a helluva time at the last HEALTH show I caught, somehow crankin' it didn't cross my mind. Am I weird?
Was the hat and long-form name of the city a reference to local legend Nardwuar the Human Serviette, or am I reading too much into it?
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Was the hat and long-form name of the city a reference to local legend Nardwuar the Human Serviette, or am I reading too much into it?
We MIGHT have turned one of the safest Con ridings in the most Con province, where I live. Still waiting for final report. Probably going to recount.
April 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
We MIGHT have turned one of the safest Con ridings in the most Con province, where I live. Still waiting for final report. Probably going to recount.