Charles Melvin
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Charles Melvin
@cmelon.bsky.social
Hello, fellow primates.
And a moment of appreciation for the arresting artwork his late brother, Andrew Johnson, produced for so many of Matt’s releases.
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It’s always a fun lineup when the late, great, Udo Kier is in the mix!
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I’m quoting someone here who spotted the grift: “99% audience score is IMPRESSIVE! Also incredible that every single 5 star reviewer decided this would be the first movie they ever review on rotten tomatoes. It’s almost as if 1000s of accounts just magically appeared to review ONLY this movie.”
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Looking good!
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Please, Carol.
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Lovely!
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Please don’t tell me this is where merkins come from.
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just a sip…
August 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Irish Star: “Hold my beer.“
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I hear the car chase scene is incredible.
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I expect it will be less of a Golden Dome and more of a Bronze Slather.
May 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The “western alienation” narrative sounds more like 80% western exceptionalism and 17% persecution complex.

“We’re better than the rest of Canada and that’s why you hate us."
May 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Best. Epitaph. Ever.
May 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The very model of decorum and restraint, her majesty waited until she was on her death bed to play the “c” card.
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Sharknado cinematic universe continues to expand in surprising and creative ways.
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
No thanks. I’m trying to avoid transubstantiation fats!
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM