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Napa & Sunriver.

X sucks (not the band).

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do. So do.
Nonnie Jovi
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Puppy Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Stop inserting this asshole into everything on ESPN.com. It’s a fucking embarrassment. 25 years ago, I would have been fired for this level of sports journalism.
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This is the packaging footprint for two small 2.5 foot end tables (assembly required) made in Vietnam from Article. Would love to have a conversation with the bean counter goon who thought this was a sound business decision instead of shipping it assembled.
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Holding true to my New Year’s resolution.

Read it, then trash or file it away.

It’s beautiful, innit?
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
So tired of this dipshit league mouthpiece toadie. #nfl
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Help I can’t move.
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Another severe weather alert on my phone today.
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Fuck this guy.
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Guess who just dropped a bag of flour while clearing out the post-holiday pantry?
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love December 26th. No more shitty holiday music.
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Best. Xmas. Ever.
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Another one:
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
***Scott Hanson voice*** “Lets go to the quad box for a word from our sponsors.”

#nfl
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Already working on “Five Nights at Freddie’s III.”

#49ers
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Welcome to the only wine tasting room in Napa Valley playing #IronMaiden right now. #UpTheIrons

DM me for details.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
When you see the hot air balloons for the first time this fall…
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Stopped by headquarters yesterday.
September 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Are you ready for some football.

#nfl
#49ers
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What a fun fucking world we live in today. My top stories on Apple News were nothing like this a year ago.
June 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gonna be real funny when Durant never gets his promised statue/number retirement in Golden State and gets inducted into the Hall of Fame in a generic NBA jersey.
June 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A very special BottleRock episode of Stupid White Women. Sit the fuck down, dingbats.

#bottlerock
May 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM