when i was like 6 or 7 my school hosted this art competition and i wanted to get in it right but since i was and still am actual booty cheeks at drawing i got my mom to draw an ultra-realistic portrait of batman
safe to say i got all the candy that day from doing absolutely nothing so haha losers

i remember when i took like one bite of some liver i think it was pork and then i had to get hospitalized for 2 weeks
from that day on ong i sweared to never eat fucking pork liver ever again

i had to stick something up my ass just so i could shit