Pinned
the back of my head is itchy
August 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the back of my head is itchy
i’m a fan of magic grow capsules.
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i’m a fan of magic grow capsules.
I’m the guy you occasionally find in a tree.
May 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m the guy you occasionally find in a tree.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
If I go bald, I will k-
kangaroos are neat.
If I go bald, I will k-
kangaroos are neat.
April 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
If I go bald, I will k-
kangaroos are neat.
If I go bald, I will k-
kangaroos are neat.
crying and cumming in the dollar store to assert dominance
March 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
crying and cumming in the dollar store to assert dominance
i blend up chef boyardee in some strawberry ice cream and force feed it to toddlers at the playground for fun.
February 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i blend up chef boyardee in some strawberry ice cream and force feed it to toddlers at the playground for fun.
Everyday since his inauguration, when I look at the news,
I audibly sigh.
I audibly sigh.
February 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everyday since his inauguration, when I look at the news,
I audibly sigh.
I audibly sigh.
I sent you a pic of my hog, pls respond
January 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I sent you a pic of my hog, pls respond
would I even really BE a man if I wasn’t even just a tad bit self-absorbed??
January 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
would I even really BE a man if I wasn’t even just a tad bit self-absorbed??
Reposted by Chris M.D.
All I wanted back from the 1940’s was the car designs…
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
All I wanted back from the 1940’s was the car designs…
just want someone I could shit next to 🫶
January 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
just want someone I could shit next to 🫶
I don’t put pineapple on pizza, i put pineapple in the ranch then dip the pizza in that.
January 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don’t put pineapple on pizza, i put pineapple in the ranch then dip the pizza in that.
I’m going cuckoo, and it has NOTHING to do with cocoa puffs.
January 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m going cuckoo, and it has NOTHING to do with cocoa puffs.
I offer only the upmost tomfoolery and nonsensical wonders.
January 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I offer only the upmost tomfoolery and nonsensical wonders.
Kicking my feet and twirling my hair
January 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Kicking my feet and twirling my hair
At least the greek were modest.
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At least the greek were modest.
Bluesky, it’s my birthday, Can I have balloons bombard my profile?
January 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Bluesky, it’s my birthday, Can I have balloons bombard my profile?
They need to give Zuma more screen time in Paw Patrol.
January 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They need to give Zuma more screen time in Paw Patrol.
I look forward to the day I can tell my mom I made it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I look forward to the day I can tell my mom I made it.
As everyone does from time to time, I too accidentally press ‘Q’ and throw my diamond sword… into the lava.
January 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As everyone does from time to time, I too accidentally press ‘Q’ and throw my diamond sword… into the lava.
I hope she gets my hint.
January 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I hope she gets my hint.
I haven’t showered since last year. 😔
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I haven’t showered since last year. 😔
woke up spitting out blood
December 23, 2024 at 3:51 PM
woke up spitting out blood
Oh parking lot bird, how I envy thee…
To be so free of care and full of whimsy… 😔
To be so free of care and full of whimsy… 😔
December 10, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Oh parking lot bird, how I envy thee…
To be so free of care and full of whimsy… 😔
To be so free of care and full of whimsy… 😔