I was just going to comment about that!
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I was just going to comment about that!
Hey now, be fair, sometimes they do paperwork for car insurance companies.
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Hey now, be fair, sometimes they do paperwork for car insurance companies.
Also that they aim for the head and not center of mass.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Also that they aim for the head and not center of mass.
Got a bit over-enthusiastic one night with a "close friend" and pinched a nerve in my shoulder. It took two months of PT to get rid of the cervicogenic headache. Coming up with a plausible cover story was tough.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Got a bit over-enthusiastic one night with a "close friend" and pinched a nerve in my shoulder. It took two months of PT to get rid of the cervicogenic headache. Coming up with a plausible cover story was tough.
But... Did you catch it?
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
But... Did you catch it?
See also: laying out clothes prior to packing.
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
See also: laying out clothes prior to packing.
"Long term girlfriend" vs. "tradwife" -- says a lot.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"Long term girlfriend" vs. "tradwife" -- says a lot.
"Shucked." I was assigned it to provide open captioning service and the description I was given was: "It's funny; it's about corn," in the most deadpan voice I've heard in years. No further explanation beyond those five words.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Shucked." I was assigned it to provide open captioning service and the description I was given was: "It's funny; it's about corn," in the most deadpan voice I've heard in years. No further explanation beyond those five words.
And people wonder why there was a serial killer spike in the 70s.
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And people wonder why there was a serial killer spike in the 70s.
... people are so creative.
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
... people are so creative.
As a reader: If a good imprint raises the cost of their books, even double, I might buy fewer books in a year, but I'll still buy their books. But if a book isn't a good read and it's not just a matter of taste? I'm gone and I'm not coming back.
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
As a reader: If a good imprint raises the cost of their books, even double, I might buy fewer books in a year, but I'll still buy their books. But if a book isn't a good read and it's not just a matter of taste? I'm gone and I'm not coming back.
Or they asked an AI to draft an announcement in his speaking style.
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Or they asked an AI to draft an announcement in his speaking style.
For example, my company literally shuts down for a week because they were losing money on in-office tech support.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For example, my company literally shuts down for a week because they were losing money on in-office tech support.
I work, tangentially, within higher education. The minute grades are posted, it's a ghost town. Good luck getting anyone to answer an email.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I work, tangentially, within higher education. The minute grades are posted, it's a ghost town. Good luck getting anyone to answer an email.
Editing Musk's face onto a DiCaprio meme is a choice.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Editing Musk's face onto a DiCaprio meme is a choice.
Could the sleeping demon-dream one be a PG representation of Incubus?
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Could the sleeping demon-dream one be a PG representation of Incubus?
Someone else suggested Gin Blossoms.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Someone else suggested Gin Blossoms.
Wait... Is that a printout with Braille?!
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wait... Is that a printout with Braille?!
Or at least a semi-colon
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Or at least a semi-colon
He's a mortal man and will meet a mortal end, which I'm personally looking forward to. However, I am not looking forward to the tsunami of ahistorical hagiography that the media outlets are going to drown us with. It might literally drive me insane.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
He's a mortal man and will meet a mortal end, which I'm personally looking forward to. However, I am not looking forward to the tsunami of ahistorical hagiography that the media outlets are going to drown us with. It might literally drive me insane.
How would someone wearing this and use a public restroom? You'd need a spotter.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How would someone wearing this and use a public restroom? You'd need a spotter.
I'm the horizontal facade (?) on the lower right.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm the horizontal facade (?) on the lower right.
I like putting some flaky sea salt and fresh ground pepper on cucumber slices. It's great when you want salty-cronch.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I like putting some flaky sea salt and fresh ground pepper on cucumber slices. It's great when you want salty-cronch.
Excuse me, did you steal my cats? Haha
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Excuse me, did you steal my cats? Haha