while i stress that it is a marathon not a race, i think this is an opportunity where we DO need to treat it like a sprint, temporarily.

settle back into your marathon routine afterwards, but during Black Friday weekend, you SHOULD be sprinting if possible.

You are a vessel for laughter from which a god is going to drink itself to death. In eons, shapeless things occupy the space you stood and fall into fits of reasonless cackling. Skitter-touches carve it into your existence: your name, synonymous with "Thing That Laughs" . Your nerves go on forever.

Sometimes you want cute fluffy cozy tickles and sometimes you want a being, the shape of which is so obscured by madness that implying it to be terrestrial would be obscene, to rewrite all remembered instances of you with hysterical screaming laughter and a rictus grin. You Have Always Been Laughing

very French brained rn so I had a vision