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🍷I like the wine, and not the label.
Also...I love this journey for you.
Also...I love this journey for you.
No one is shocked. No one who has been paying attention, anyway.
Be pissed. Not shocked.
ICE has been doing this every goddamned day. Save being shocked for something unexpected.
Be pissed. Not shocked.
ICE has been doing this every goddamned day. Save being shocked for something unexpected.
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
No one is shocked. No one who has been paying attention, anyway.
Be pissed. Not shocked.
ICE has been doing this every goddamned day. Save being shocked for something unexpected.
Be pissed. Not shocked.
ICE has been doing this every goddamned day. Save being shocked for something unexpected.
You can be outrageously and unapologetically pissed off beyond recognition...in addition to your deep yet tepid sadness and troubledness.
Stop using weak-ass words to describe a situation that should have you screaming from a rooftop.
Stop using weak-ass words to describe a situation that should have you screaming from a rooftop.
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
You can be outrageously and unapologetically pissed off beyond recognition...in addition to your deep yet tepid sadness and troubledness.
Stop using weak-ass words to describe a situation that should have you screaming from a rooftop.
Stop using weak-ass words to describe a situation that should have you screaming from a rooftop.
If Republicans didn't have laws, rules, and morals to circumvent, they'd probably have to come up with entirely new ways to spend their time.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If Republicans didn't have laws, rules, and morals to circumvent, they'd probably have to come up with entirely new ways to spend their time.
Fuck this cosplay shitsack and the cowboy hat she rode in under.
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Fuck this cosplay shitsack and the cowboy hat she rode in under.
Dude might have to return that hard-won FIFA Peace Prize.
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dude might have to return that hard-won FIFA Peace Prize.
I swear to God she's been replaced by a body double with a conscience.
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I swear to God she's been replaced by a body double with a conscience.
Matt Walsh looks like he's cosplaying as someone making fun of people who look like Matt Walsh.
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Matt Walsh looks like he's cosplaying as someone making fun of people who look like Matt Walsh.
I'm old enough to remember what the world did to Iraq when they decided to invade a neighbor and take their oil.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I'm old enough to remember what the world did to Iraq when they decided to invade a neighbor and take their oil.
Humanity's collective appetite for the least quality entertainment is why the aliens haven't bothered to contact us yet.
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Humanity's collective appetite for the least quality entertainment is why the aliens haven't bothered to contact us yet.
The amount of shit they all pretend to not know is astounding. It's almost like they use this BS whenEVER they know with 100% certainty that they're lying, or breaking the law, or committing some atrocious human rights violation...which is basically every day, now.
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The amount of shit they all pretend to not know is astounding. It's almost like they use this BS whenEVER they know with 100% certainty that they're lying, or breaking the law, or committing some atrocious human rights violation...which is basically every day, now.
Gym Jordan is a self-owning manbaby dimwit joke.
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gym Jordan is a self-owning manbaby dimwit joke.
The Pop Tarts Bowl brought it all home for me, for sure!
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Pop Tarts Bowl brought it all home for me, for sure!
NPR: Nuclear Poop Repository.
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
NPR: Nuclear Poop Repository.
Hope your model recovered!
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hope your model recovered!
I have to be a professional director to criticize films?
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have to be a professional director to criticize films?
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Your MAGA Alpha Male, ladies and gentlemen!
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Your MAGA Alpha Male, ladies and gentlemen!
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
Also Werewolves Of London:
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Also Werewolves Of London:
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Whenever he does shit like this I still canNOT help thinking, "imagine the neverending FLOOD of righteous indignation, calls for resignation & impeachment if Obama had tried this in any way shape or form."
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whenever he does shit like this I still canNOT help thinking, "imagine the neverending FLOOD of righteous indignation, calls for resignation & impeachment if Obama had tried this in any way shape or form."
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
Where'd they hide the suction cup?
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Where'd they hide the suction cup?
I still love how cool even a light polluted sky can be, at the right time of year, and right time of night.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I still love how cool even a light polluted sky can be, at the right time of year, and right time of night.