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🍷I like the wine, and not the label.
Also...I love this journey for you.
Also...I love this journey for you.
The amount of shit they all pretend to not know is astounding. It's almost like they use this BS whenEVER they know with 100% certainty that they're lying, or breaking the law, or committing some atrocious human rights violation...which is basically every day, now.
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The amount of shit they all pretend to not know is astounding. It's almost like they use this BS whenEVER they know with 100% certainty that they're lying, or breaking the law, or committing some atrocious human rights violation...which is basically every day, now.
Gym Jordan is a self-owning manbaby dimwit joke.
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gym Jordan is a self-owning manbaby dimwit joke.
The Pop Tarts Bowl brought it all home for me, for sure!
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Pop Tarts Bowl brought it all home for me, for sure!
NPR: Nuclear Poop Repository.
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
NPR: Nuclear Poop Repository.
Hope your model recovered!
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hope your model recovered!
I have to be a professional director to criticize films?
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have to be a professional director to criticize films?
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Hope you love everything you've ever eaten, otherwise you owe us all a restaurant where the entire menu is beyond reproach.
Your MAGA Alpha Male, ladies and gentlemen!
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Your MAGA Alpha Male, ladies and gentlemen!
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
"People are teasing me! Make them stop!!!"
Also Werewolves Of London:
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Also Werewolves Of London:
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Lee Ho Fooks
Trader Vics
Whenever he does shit like this I still canNOT help thinking, "imagine the neverending FLOOD of righteous indignation, calls for resignation & impeachment if Obama had tried this in any way shape or form."
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whenever he does shit like this I still canNOT help thinking, "imagine the neverending FLOOD of righteous indignation, calls for resignation & impeachment if Obama had tried this in any way shape or form."
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
If Obama had named a single paper clip after himself Hannity would still be talking about it.
Where'd they hide the suction cup?
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Where'd they hide the suction cup?
I still love how cool even a light polluted sky can be, at the right time of year, and right time of night.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I still love how cool even a light polluted sky can be, at the right time of year, and right time of night.
Let the face-eating continue to multiply!
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Let the face-eating continue to multiply!
Voices on the right being hypocritical ain't much of a surprise to the majority of the human race.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Voices on the right being hypocritical ain't much of a surprise to the majority of the human race.
The bar for making money at the movies has long been permanently lowered to: derivative, repetitive, predictable, loud, pointless flashy shit, plus aliens and/or superheroes.
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The bar for making money at the movies has long been permanently lowered to: derivative, repetitive, predictable, loud, pointless flashy shit, plus aliens and/or superheroes.
It would be cool if the criminals criming in the DOJ were actually treated like, ya know, criminals.
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It would be cool if the criminals criming in the DOJ were actually treated like, ya know, criminals.
Straight, white, conservative male Boomer politician can't give a straight answer?!? Stop the presses!!!
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Straight, white, conservative male Boomer politician can't give a straight answer?!? Stop the presses!!!
Hopefully he will be soon.
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hopefully he will be soon.
Well, he did stay at a Holiday In Express last week.
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well, he did stay at a Holiday In Express last week.
Stuffed suit meat sock says uhhhhh
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stuffed suit meat sock says uhhhhh
Ya, that was probably the most ridiculous BS argument I heard from all my conservative pals, parroting their middle class, blue-collar dad's who collected unemployment and subsidized medical benefits from the oversized government they hated so much.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ya, that was probably the most ridiculous BS argument I heard from all my conservative pals, parroting their middle class, blue-collar dad's who collected unemployment and subsidized medical benefits from the oversized government they hated so much.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.