Huh? Whuzzat?!

Useta be, to get to be into the zeitgeist coaching the Raiders, you had to win a buncha games with some nutballs. Who knew you could get famous for being more Conservative than you Pat?

Pat, it’s a funny old world where they’re going to report on wrestlin’ accurately and then make up stories about a guy getting shot by the raiders. Nice guy too. Would like to see a flag on a play like that before this all gets outta hand.

That’s an eagle eyed guy they got on the team to spot a handgun right in the holster like that! All that chaos down with pug uglies in the scrum and he remembers a recall report just like that! probably wanted to keep the other guys on the practice squad this week.

Hey Drew, gotta ask yah, how far can a bunch of rent a cops really push people descended from actual Vikings?! I’ve had some of that lutefisk you’ve got up there, and I gotta tell yah, that stuff hits you right in the boiler room, y’know? Tough folks.

Now here’s a photographer who knows chiaroscuro! That’s the kind of make up that only holds up if you’re avoiding streetlights after 2am trying to find a Dennys to sober up in, right, Pat?

If steel sharpens steel, how ya gonna do better than being a lawyer who’s friends with a pervert! Pat, did I ever tell you how Ted Hendricks would shag punts just wearing some rookie’s jock? And not where you’d think, either!

Hey Al, you ever try The Stranger? We gotta lotta time on the bus, you can freak yourself out if it’s like two am.

If you ever need a set of pearls clutched, this is the guy you want on the hands team!

Y'know Pat, rings or no rings, this is a guy who got his bell rung one too many times. He's falling asleep out there!

Eldridge Cleaver, that's your guy to ask. Soul on Ice, he's been ahead of the curve here for a long time. Free Huey!

Now hold on there, Tommy's not the kind of guy who hands out rings real easy.

Pat, the problem with an end run like this is, if they sniff it out, there's a good chance you're gonna get driven into the dirt and wind up spitting mud.

Now here's a social media rookie, just outta college, an up and coming nihilist who had a little bit of Dr. Seuss read to them by their parents before it became clear they had popped out a being of pure evil that they abandoned on a mountain. Way to fight back, kiddo!

Now Pat, here's a guy who knows his way around inflating a market inefficiently. Pour a bunch of cash into it without adjusting the supply or demand and WHAM! Dead-Weight Loss! It's like he's still playing in the NYC real estate market in the '80s!