Alright fine! I'll be the pope.

We just started Severance and I'm sure things get bad but the idea of not remembering my work day, no night's and weekends, and doing the same mindless task every day sounds like a dream. I cried at one point.

Thoughts and prayers to all the Men's Wearhouse employees that are going to spend the next 3 weeks dealing with Kid Rock fans.

Perhaps he couldn't wear a suit because of bone spurs.

Alright Snoop. We'll deal with your bullshit if you play Gin And Juice but if you think you're going to pull out some new song and think it's ok you can go right to hell.

#SNL50

Thoughts and prayers to all the DC area sex workers that had the worst missionary of their lives last night.

I'm in that 3 week window where nothing counts towards my Spotify wrapped and the freedom is exhilarating.

Thanks to an unhealthy mix of anxiety and ADHD that wakes me up at 3am almost every day my family will be eating Thanksgiving dinner at 10am this morning. Happy Holidays.