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I know more than you
By using this feature you support dumbasses. Smdh
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Wow they’re just giving these out to anybody these data
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
They want us to drive a cyber truck it’s what the blade runner would want
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Joke’s, the funny ones
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
If not a nazi, why nazi shaped?
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I have bad brain disease so I thought maybe these are actually good and looked them up. They’re $45 a pair. That’s a hard no from me
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Bold choice marketing with “world’s first” personally I only use “world’s best” branded products
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“They’re not tamping down violence!” - A horrible little goblin man doing violence
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Forgot alt text: “image of a punk ass wanna be little piss baby bitch”
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Finally, a satirist.
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Keep em guessing
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Buy a bunch of the “accessory rings” too
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I’ve had this too! The little keyrings that go on the main one are the perfect size. Overall good product and lets you swap keys easily.
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I understand this might be “too much” but I found matching key blanks for bike locks, etc and had them cut to fit into the key contraption. Only way it wouldn’t work is if you have a transponder key. Also wouldn’t work if you don’t wanna put in that level of effort, which I fully get.
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I’ve had something similar to “key smart” that you can find on Amazon. Pretty solid way to have a bunch of keys on you.
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
That’ll be ten grand
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM