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“Hey Google: Show me an example of someone who has no idea about how the world works.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“Hey Google: Show me an example of someone who has no idea about how the world works.”
I like how these knuckle draggers just grabbed whatever they could find in the pants drawer, donned some Kevlar, and headed out for the day and broke an unimaginable number of laws.
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I like how these knuckle draggers just grabbed whatever they could find in the pants drawer, donned some Kevlar, and headed out for the day and broke an unimaginable number of laws.
Straight out of 1984. It’s almost like he’s using it as a guide.
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Straight out of 1984. It’s almost like he’s using it as a guide.
I thought the exact same thing when I read this. Dumber than dumb.
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I thought the exact same thing when I read this. Dumber than dumb.
That’s a really good way to put it.
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
That’s a really good way to put it.
Hell yes. Don’t forget the Cajun Sparkle.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hell yes. Don’t forget the Cajun Sparkle.
OYSTER STOUT! No actual oysters involved, thankfully. Abita Brewing in Louisiana, USA. North of New Orleans.
This specific brew is a limited edition and is already out of production, unfortunately.
Don’t look past their Turbodog, though. My fav. 🐕
abita.com
This specific brew is a limited edition and is already out of production, unfortunately.
Don’t look past their Turbodog, though. My fav. 🐕
abita.com
Abita Brewing Company | Louisiana Based Brewery
Meet some of the most passionate craft brewers in the nation at Abita Brewing Company in LA! As proud of our southern roots as we are of our beer.
abita.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
OYSTER STOUT! No actual oysters involved, thankfully. Abita Brewing in Louisiana, USA. North of New Orleans.
This specific brew is a limited edition and is already out of production, unfortunately.
Don’t look past their Turbodog, though. My fav. 🐕
abita.com
This specific brew is a limited edition and is already out of production, unfortunately.
Don’t look past their Turbodog, though. My fav. 🐕
abita.com
The current title holder, however, is Ted Cruz and he won’t drop out of first place without a fight.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The current title holder, however, is Ted Cruz and he won’t drop out of first place without a fight.
It pays to be a hack, y’all.
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It pays to be a hack, y’all.
...and we all know what happened to him...
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
...and we all know what happened to him...
WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING? I’m on CNN. I can’t kind Kornacki
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING? I’m on CNN. I can’t kind Kornacki
This is giving Baghdad Bob vibes...
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is giving Baghdad Bob vibes...
good Lord, what did he do now?
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
good Lord, what did he do now?
This is the only correct response to this story, haha. Very clever.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is the only correct response to this story, haha. Very clever.