Chaos Goblin
coaxialcoyote.bsky.social
Chaos Goblin
@coaxialcoyote.bsky.social
Floridiot, consuming chaos like calories, Oxford comma stan.

Kind, not nice.
I distinctly remember the chokehold this movie had ont he nation in the nineties.
June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
People: Won't perform CPR on women because boobs
Also people: Won't learn CRP on woman mannequin because boobs

Women:
a man in a red shirt says guess i 'll die in white letters
ALT: a man in a red shirt says guess i 'll die in white letters
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
what's it like living in a real place that does vehicle inspections

I pay 35 dollars a year and no one asks me any questions about it.
April 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
like I need to get a titer test done
February 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
why does it say our twice
February 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Convention season is coming up. I took....20 or more flights last year?
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Source?
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why aren't they being led out by security?
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM