Bain
cobaintag.bsky.social
Bain
@cobaintag.bsky.social
🌲 in the New England woods.

vegetarian but into meat😏. just another chronically horny gay guy surviving winter one skeet at a time.
but Twilight is set on the Olympic peninsula and that’s a way prettier place to visit🥹 (albeit unpopulated)
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I’d be in heaven 🤤👃
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
they say the hair is full of secrets and the ass is anxiety
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
big huff for me 🤤😈
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
giving push day a whole new meaning 😭
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
5. remove from heat, spread sliced onion on top 6. cover potatoes and tempeh with ~2 cups vegetable broth 7. finish in oven @~400°F until broth is mostly cooked off (~1 hr). Easy to modify macros for more/less carbs or fat depending on how much potato and butter you use. most time is spent in oven.
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
3. cube up tempeh and potatoes and lightly fry in butter in an oven-safe pan to get some color on the outside 4. cook garlic at same time or start a little after the potatoes/tempeh depending on size of pieces. add some herbs here if desired too (thyme and sage work great)
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
a full package of tempeh makes the start of a great protein-centered meal. one of my favorite easy approachable vegetarian meals is: 1. slice onion and toss in melted butter. 2. peel and crush garlic (I like to keep the cloves big but you can cut them up too)
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
hadn’t seen him in so long 🥲 happy to see the fuck hole looking as beautiful as always 🤤
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
consistency is 🔑
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
2026 is off to a great start 😛
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
queue yet another think piece about how third spaces are dying out 😩 where do they expect us to gather!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I’m suddenly experiencing short term memory loss 😛
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I hope you had the time of your life 💪😈
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
good trouble only 🥵🔥
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
yikes I’d have definitely stopped if I saw you on your knees 😩😉 glad ended up ok
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
oh gosh at least this was just me flat on my back yelling expletives for 2 minutes while my dogs wondered wtf was going on 🙃. don’t blame you for eschewing the cold 🥶
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM