Cobalt
@cobalt360.bsky.social
Who are you?? Why are you on my page?? GET OUT.
What did the polish do to you to deserve getting nailed like that?
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What did the polish do to you to deserve getting nailed like that?
My life be like ooh ahh
White people be like ooh ahh
White people be like ooh ahh
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My life be like ooh ahh
White people be like ooh ahh
White people be like ooh ahh
the unending rage within me. but i'm too chill to act on it.
yeah.
yeah.
February 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
the unending rage within me. but i'm too chill to act on it.
yeah.
yeah.
Diseased bacon? uhhhh yah this isd bacon
February 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Diseased bacon? uhhhh yah this isd bacon
I got back from Africa and they said I had to get a vaccine for malaysia or something? Wtf was that about
February 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I got back from Africa and they said I had to get a vaccine for malaysia or something? Wtf was that about
*speaking to guest in our house*
Aw honey, I'm sorry, we're not married. I know, it's a common misconception. We're actually a *cult*. It's just us 2 and we're taking in nobody else. It's a 2 person cult.
Aw honey, I'm sorry, we're not married. I know, it's a common misconception. We're actually a *cult*. It's just us 2 and we're taking in nobody else. It's a 2 person cult.
February 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
*speaking to guest in our house*
Aw honey, I'm sorry, we're not married. I know, it's a common misconception. We're actually a *cult*. It's just us 2 and we're taking in nobody else. It's a 2 person cult.
Aw honey, I'm sorry, we're not married. I know, it's a common misconception. We're actually a *cult*. It's just us 2 and we're taking in nobody else. It's a 2 person cult.
If after better comes best, then after butter comes bust.
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If after better comes best, then after butter comes bust.
The worst part of eating 6 entire ice cream sticks in less tham an hour is the post-6-ice-cream-stick regret. And also my lactose intolerance.
January 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The worst part of eating 6 entire ice cream sticks in less tham an hour is the post-6-ice-cream-stick regret. And also my lactose intolerance.
If I ever had my own belgian political party, I'd call it "MyDickBelang"
January 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If I ever had my own belgian political party, I'd call it "MyDickBelang"
Keeping her on her toes (coz I'm so tall)
December 10, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Keeping her on her toes (coz I'm so tall)